All categories - 20 November 2007

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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.

The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup!

2007-11-20 14:49:04 · 15 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a 93 cherrokee and I wanna know if my fuel pump is going out. what are the signs?

2007-11-20 14:48:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-11-20 14:48:49 · 2 answers · asked by Ravin V 1 in Immigration

I have a Famous Maker Model HT2510T Tactical Scope which I believe is for RIfle. I would like to use it for shooting slugs from a rifled barrel shotgun. Is this a problem?

2007-11-20 14:48:48 · 5 answers · asked by daddyofthree 1 in Hunting

I am interested in finding phone numbers, snail mail addresses or email addresses for former major league baseball players who had a very short, "cup of coffee" type career in either the 1970's or 1980's (less than two years - 100 or fewer AB in total career or less than 50IP). I just want to talk with them about their MLB experience.

2007-11-20 14:48:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Is there a way to save videos that you download from the web from real play as .wmv format or anything besides .flv that by default they save as..

i am trying to make a video in windows movie maker but it doesnt suppor this type.

Thanks

2007-11-20 14:48:12 · 3 answers · asked by ★Eric Hilton☆ 6 in Software

Were you read to a lot? Occasionally? Never?
And
Do you now read a lot? Occasionally? Never?

2007-11-20 14:48:08 · 83 answers · asked by aggylu 5 in Books & Authors

He is compareing with book 1984! Is saying all of America is having secret police is arresting you if saying bad to government! I asking these question of here and all is saying all lyeing! Is my English mentor is telling me LYES???

2007-11-20 14:48:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-11-20 14:47:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

What country do you live in and do you agree with the voting law there?

2007-11-20 14:47:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

his doctor has recently prescribed a mild anti-depressant.

will the coast guard ask for his medical records and will this affect whether or not he will be allowed to join the Coast Guard.

i don't know if this matters, but he wants to learn to be a mechanic.

2007-11-20 14:47:29 · 6 answers · asked by july 3 in Military

or had a boyfriend. all ive ever done was held hands with my brothers friend at a movie, and he was high. so it doesnt count. but i did REALLY like him, then he got a girlfriend.

2007-11-20 14:47:28 · 15 answers · asked by Jillian 3 in Singles & Dating

...or are you blind to all that is evident?

2007-11-20 14:47:00 · 8 answers · asked by Blah 6 in Polls & Surveys

If u don't here is a funny video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aAUq_AiPg
HE IS SOO FUNNY!
TELL ME UR FAVORITE LINE THAT HE SAYS!!
my favorite is "look what i can do" LOL

2007-11-20 14:46:48 · 3 answers · asked by Sharpay Evans 4 in Polls & Surveys

Polar bears are losing their homes! The ice is melting! We need to act now, and I need ideas of how to! How do I stop it and spread the message??

2007-11-20 14:46:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

Niether Russia or China have moved on the issue and have continued to say we don't buy the US story
Both nations have and look like they will continue to frustrate US calls for sanctions
The war between Bush and Congress has the Pentagon threatening to go on bare bones skeleton crews at home Not have to cut back on operations in Iraq - but defense of the Homeland - (Is that stupidity or politics?)
Bush has more than planted the idea that Iran getting nuclear technology will lead to a nuclear bomb Word war 3
The election to replace him looms ever closer the clock is ticking for Bush's plans - His time is short and he knows it
Should an emergency occur the Congress will be blamed - not the Pentagon who could have scaled back in Iraq but scaled back at home instead
Iran will surely be blamed for any attack esp nuclear -or biochemical Keep in mind that top scientists say Iran is several years away from producing a bomb - But then the US has never though much of the UN

2007-11-20 14:46:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Please be part of the solution to help bring awareness to save our families. Visit the website and you will see how we can help another family during this holiday season.
Dina
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2007-11-20 14:46:38 · 1 answers · asked by Dina 2 in Community Service

Seriously, there is loads of religions out there how can one person be sure theirs is the right one? I mean no one lived way back then so how can anyone know for sure? Is a six armed god any whackier then someone rising from the dead? How can people be so sure that the bible and other religous readings aren't just works of fiction by a creative mind? Personally, I don't believe in any one religion...I have a good heart and live a good life and when I die what happens to me happens. If "god" rejects good people because they didn't worship him their entire lives, do we really wanna spend eternity with some holy dictator anyway?

2007-11-20 14:46:36 · 36 answers · asked by Phantoms 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-20 14:46:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

due to this recently asked question ,i am wonderin if i am in a wron category.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agl6my4IzaxsLg9YVeZeb3bsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071120151037AAe7jLy

2007-11-20 14:46:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

As far as Judas Priest goes, which one do you prefer as the lead singer???????

2007-11-20 14:46:17 · 9 answers · asked by Jeffrey P 3 in Rock and Pop

If the story plays as it looks, the man with the most hits in baseball history and the man with the most home runs in baseball history will each be kept out of the Hall of Fame. While this is a rightful thing to do, what impact does it leave on the Hall of Fame? Any?

2007-11-20 14:46:15 · 12 answers · asked by JayMW 2 in Baseball

Has anyone had problem with static once in a while. Every once in a while (a few or more times a day) I get a white fuzzy static or interference across the screen with static noise. It sometime last for a few seconds. Was just wondering what the problem could be or if anyone else has come across the the same problem. Dont really want to call a tech out but may have to, any ideas would be great.

Thanks

2007-11-20 14:46:12 · 2 answers · asked by cjmarshcart 3 in TiVO & DVRs

who eventually told you "they were not happy", "loved you but was not in love with you", "believed you were best friends but could not be husband/wife anymore", etc, etc. How did you deal with it and eventually let go and move on? How did you deal with it if you had kids and had to deal with this person on a regular basis? How did you deal with it if they ended up leaving for another person?

2007-11-20 14:45:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

in a sentence...?

Big Daddy Kane
Biggie
Nas
Jay-z

2007-11-20 14:45:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-11-20 14:45:53 · 19 answers · asked by Abba 3 in Polls & Surveys

My dog just ate a piece of soap but not alot she ate bout one third of an inch she sounds a little bubbly to.What should i do i dont know what will happen to her she is about 10 months.

2007-11-20 14:45:41 · 12 answers · asked by wj 2 in Dogs

Maybe I am missing something, but for the life of me I do not understand why Christians think that Isaiah 53 is messianic.

First off I simply do not see the author saying that this chapter is talking about the messiah. The author has no hesitation in chapter 11 to say that this is what the messiah will do so why not in 53?

Second, the entire chapter is set in the past tense. He did suffer, he was broken, ect. Again comparing it to chapter 11 as well 42 (which are talking about the future) this is strange. How can you have a prophecy when you are talking about history?

Those are just two problems I have with this understanding, can anyone clarify?

2007-11-20 14:45:31 · 23 answers · asked by Gamla Joe 7 in Religion & Spirituality

The First Pillar of Islam is the testimony of faith in Allah alone, and testimony to the fact that Muhammad is his final Prophet to all mankind (and Jinn). What does this Pillar mean to you?

2007-11-20 14:45:21 · 9 answers · asked by Red Dragon 2007 {Free Palestine} 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I have pictures right now and if anyone is familiar with freshwater snails I can email it to you, perhaps you can identify it for me!

2007-11-20 14:45:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish