If you like it...star in it...here goes....
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup!
2007-11-20 14:49:04 · 15 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute joke and very well told. Thanx...and you get a star for your effort.
2007-11-20 15:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you want a laugh with a tear here you go:
Chalkboard Culprit
One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalk board, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to find it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”
2007-11-20 15:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by Los 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 14:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, 10/10
2007-11-20 14:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Checks and Goats 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-11-20 14:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny but I've heard that b4
2007-11-20 15:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the middle but i think its cuz i heard it already
2007-11-20 14:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i wasn't expecting that ending! lol good.
2007-11-20 14:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by * citizen . erased * 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty good
2007-11-20 14:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff!!!! I like it a lot!
2007-11-20 14:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by berlytea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋