One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usualroute.
>As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the
>driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with
a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
> >
> "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,"
the mailman comments.
> >
> > Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This
is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had
about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for New Year's
Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that
we started playing WHO AM I."
> >
> > The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
> >
> > Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with
a sheet! covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the
> > sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
> >
> > The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
> >
> > "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds.
"Your name came up four or five times."
2007-11-13
03:06:34
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