One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usualroute.
>As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the
>driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with
a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
> >
> "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,"
the mailman comments.
> >
> > Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This
is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had
about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for New Year's
Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that
we started playing WHO AM I."
> >
> > The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
> >
> > Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with
a sheet! covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the
> > sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
> >
> > The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
> >
> > "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds.
"Your name came up four or five times."
2007-11-13 03:06:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, why did I not get an invite then, pmsl hun
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2007-11-13 04:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just curious, how do all of you have presents for your mailman? Do you put them in the mailbox or do you wait outside for them to come and run up to the truck with a gift? Hmm. Well, my mailman is pretty obnoxious. It was very early on a weekend morning, and there was a package which couldn't fit in the mailbox. Instead of ringing once or twice and leaving the box at the doorstep, he rang it at a rapid speed for over two minutes. It was probably about 3 rings per second, and I am not exaggerating. Since I was home alone, I didn't go to the door anyways, in fear it was some crazy man, so I had to put up with constant ringing for about three minutes. How unnecessary? But if I am outside when he comes by, he hands the mail, and I say a nice "Hello. Have a good day."
2016-04-03 22:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke...sucks to be the mailman when the guys get a hold of him...lol
2007-11-13 15:24:12 · answer #3 · answered by Sexy Blue Eyes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha omg this is too funny especially because my friend when I was growing up used to tell everyone she was the mailman's kid. Thx for the laugh. keep em coming.....star!
2007-11-13 05:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice like rice ,sweet like honey
2007-11-13 03:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha lol love it!!!!
im sitting in a comp and cant laugh hard!!!
sheeesh star star star!!
2007-11-13 04:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2007-11-13 03:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Vanka 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
fuking great joke star for you
2007-11-13 04:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol. i want to be the mailman.
2007-11-13 04:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-13 04:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by Nate 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋