1) Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.
2) Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
3 )During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.
4 )Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.
5 )Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.
6 )Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.
7 )Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.
2007-11-06
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