All categories - 6 November 2007

teacher. can someone give a word using the letter A.
johnny. ar*e miss . yes very good but not a word we like to use.ok what about B. johnny bast**d miss . ok fine your right but not what we like to use.thinking about C oh no skip that what about D. johnny . dwarf miss. sigh of relief well done johnny and can you tell me what a dwarf is . yes miss says johnny it's a small c*nt about this high

2007-11-06 09:14:29 · 7 answers · asked by boris the spider 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it enjoyable to punish yourself?

2007-11-06 09:14:20 · 2 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 09:14:12 · 17 answers · asked by slimndown 1 in Security

is there a name for that theory and how did he fugure i out? many thanks

2007-11-06 09:14:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I will not have bridesmaids, or any flower arrangements at church or home. I just will have a small bouquet arranged from my backyard flowers for me. No corsages or anything. I believe it is a waste of $$, and the floral industry charges so much and then off to a honeymoon for 2 weeks in which I would never see floral arrangements that would wilt anyways. You say?

2007-11-06 09:14:03 · 25 answers · asked by Born Valentine's Day 5 in Weddings

2007-11-06 09:14:03 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-06 09:14:03 · 3 answers · asked by gbow57 1 in Cancer

When you first brought that baby home..were you lost on how to take care of them or did it come natural to you?

2007-11-06 09:14:01 · 20 answers · asked by BooBell=) 6 in Polls & Surveys

Pepper??

2007-11-06 09:13:56 · 14 answers · asked by Josey 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-11-06 09:13:56 · 5 answers · asked by Mary B 1 in Government & Non-Profit

http://www.daystar.com/Daystar

2007-11-06 09:13:54 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Okay, I just heard from my reception hall that they can not provide the cake I chose for my wedding THIS Saturday because the cake store has discontinued it. I can't believe it. So, I'm going to publix and have it narrowed down to one cake I like. The first link is for the cake shape and size that I like. Three tiers, towers inbetween (mine will have flowers not a bride and groom) and feeds around 75-95 guests. The second link is to a cake whose decoration I like, with the swags. What do you think? Will it look right if I do the size and shape of the first cake with the decoration from the second cake? I can't believe this is happening 4 days before the wedding!
http://www.publix.com/food/catalog/ProductDetail.do?id=120
http://www.publix.com/food/catalog/ProductDetail.do?id=130

2007-11-06 09:13:54 · 12 answers · asked by Mary D 2 in Weddings

one of my teachers allows us to do one extra credit assignment a day, all we have to do it tell her about a new discovery or a current event having anything to do with anatomy, physiology, or simply human-health. i can't seem to find very interesting ones.

are there any websites i can go to that have daily updates or really current listings that are happened in that area of science?

thanks : )

2007-11-06 09:13:41 · 4 answers · asked by audri 5 in Other - Health

How do you feel about the LDS church and the treatment of blacks prior to 1978? And after?

Was it really racist that black men could not become priests before 1978? Was 1978 a little late to accept blacks equally?

Was Brigham Young a racist?
"Why are so many of the inhabitants of the earth cursed with a skin of blackness? It comes in consequence of their fathers rejecting the power of the Holy Priesthood, and the law of God. They will go down to death" (Journal of Discourses, vol. 11, p. 272)

Lots of questions. Thanks for answering.

2007-11-06 09:13:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

is it better to choose life over the church? God forgives all sins when we ask forgiveness, why cannot organization to have more mercy on their members? Or is this the survival of the fittest?

2007-11-06 09:13:31 · 10 answers · asked by Isthatso 5 in Religion & Spirituality

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you
ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor,
or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down
except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

2007-11-06 09:13:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

It's a us passport, and it expired, like, twelve years ago. I think i might have to get a new one, but what should i do? I'm kind at a loss here. I want to go to the Philippines in May, when's a good time to start?

2007-11-06 09:13:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

The evidence is right there, for those who can see.

2007-11-06 09:13:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-06 09:13:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

im playing in an important basketball game friday and i cant play while blood is puorn down !!! i need to make it go away as quik as i cud !! i just got it this morning!!!

2007-11-06 09:13:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The major automobile manufacturers say battery technology isn't ready for electric vehicles, but Altairnano Technologies has batteries that do the job. Check out www.PhoenixMotorCars.com.

2007-11-06 09:13:02 · 8 answers · asked by steve 1 in Alternative Fuel Vehicles

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.

"No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I''m afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

2007-11-06 09:13:02 · 12 answers · asked by O 3 in Jokes & Riddles

a. dennis franchione, aTm
b. bill callahan, nebraska
c. charlie weiss, nd

theyve all embarassed their schools and their alumni's.

word in college station is that theyre already negotiating a buyout on coach fran

weiss won a few games early with players he didnt recruit. now that his kids are playing, not even the media bias for the irish can save him

callahan is a joke who couldnt control an nfl team but the powers that were in lincoln thought a bunch of 20 yr olds would listen to him

2007-11-06 09:12:46 · 16 answers · asked by Roy M 1 in Football (American)

how is this done? there must be thousands of dentists across the UK so how do they know where to begin to look?

is there a central database or something?

2007-11-06 09:12:43 · 11 answers · asked by thunor 5 in Dental

they dont know that what is written in the bible is true! god told me HIMSELF that the bible wasnt written the way he intended, he told me that his words were twisted around and used for the bad. he told me himself.

and before you tell me it wasnt, how do you know that what is written in the bible is true and how do you know god wasnt speaking to me? I want to know why Im wrong and you're right. He said so himself that you have all been mislead and that its about time you all learn his true ways.

2007-11-06 09:12:30 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

a friend told me there were, but I've only heard of 2

2007-11-06 09:12:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diabetes

100 years ago, they were as poor and disrespected as African or and Hispanic Americans, yet now they are not covered by any affirmative action programs ...

2007-11-06 09:12:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

are things morally good because god says they are

OR

is there an outside standard of goodness which god agrees to


bear in mind that god has done things that are morally wrong.....the great flood where he said himself he had made a mistake

2007-11-06 09:12:17 · 6 answers · asked by pancakemaster 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Has any one heard of reactions between these two and grapefruit juice.

2007-11-06 09:12:15 · 1 answers · asked by Bob H 7 in Heart Diseases

and how can you tell the difference?

2007-11-06 09:12:09 · 11 answers · asked by I'm an Atheist 3 in Religion & Spirituality