The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you
ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor,
or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
2007-11-06 09:13:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Isn't T a r a J a delite..a new identiy per day, banned daily and back with a variation of the same name...for about 1 1/2 years..notorious troll here on YA....so Pitiful a creature. REport all HIS answers and questions daily.
2007-11-06 09:45:17 · update #1
t a r a J's new screm name is ***********... old screen name with new numbers after it...Yahoo does nothing to stop this kind of troll behavior!
2007-11-06 16:19:51 · update #2
Goldwing, I just told my hubby this joke and he told me to enjoy my visit to the 6th floor! Good one, we both got a good chuckle from that.
2007-11-06 10:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The new 'Material Girls".What can I say. Curiosity and wanting something better is a sure way for these young girls to never find a husband. And they wonder why they are alone @ 35 and depressed!!! Think of the 50's and 60's, I believe the girls would have stopped long before the the top floor. Well, as for you men, you be quite happy with the 2nd floor. So true GW . Good one!! Blame it on Madonna
2007-11-06 18:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Good looking doesnt matter to me - even being romantic doesnt matter to me, not the over blown flowers and poetry and all that stuff, to me romantic is washing my car, and watching a movie with me, and phoning if you are going to be late so I dont worry.
So what floor has men with jobs, who like kids, and women and help with the housework? Thats the floor I'm getting off on.
Where is this store exactly? Address?
Will everyone take action on offensive posts please? ALL for one you guys, the majority wins. Under remarks lets call it sexual content about children, that will get attention. I am talking about Tara of course
2007-11-06 17:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I would stop at the first floor, just in case they ran out on the other floors before I got there.
2007-11-06 18:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by snow ball 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's been a lot of years since I've shopped for a husband, glad I stopped before I got to the 6th floor. Thanks for another good one. LOL
2007-11-06 21:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and great time because my best friend just hit the lottery for over $100,000 and said we 're going shopping to celebrate!
2007-11-06 19:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by mary s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one GoldWing
Reminds me of my husband's first wife, she got a divorce because she didn't want to be married to a man who did physical labor, he worked construction. She wanted a lawyer.
Her loss, my gain.
She married a drunk:~)
I will keep my eyes open:~)
2007-11-06 19:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You mean there were men who went to the second floor? lol - very good!
It isn't that women are hard to please, though. We just have the shopping gene. I don't think I would even enter a store that didn't let me shop to my heart's content! We need to see it all and then choose - drives men crazy!
2007-11-06 17:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Things like this make me glad that I don't want a man OR a woman in my life. Yes, women are so very hard to please. Maybe that's why so many of us use this site!? DOH!
2007-11-06 20:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!!! My husband was laughing too!! Thanks!
That person you spoke of is indeed a miserable sort, and I was more than happy to report them earlier.
2007-11-06 19:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋