1) Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.
2) Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
3 )During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.
4 )Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.
5 )Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.
6 )Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.
7 )Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.
2007-11-06 09:11:14 · 10 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8) When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)
9) Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.
10) Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect.
Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there.
Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"
2007-11-06 09:12:04 · update #1
not bad for a beginner he he he
2007-11-06 09:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao! Very funny! I thought this would be rubbish but there actually really good. 3 made me laugh so much and number 5 made me think of Mr Bean, the shaking head part. Actually there all really good. I like 8 and 10 as well. EDIT: Ive just realised that I actually love them all lol.
2016-05-28 04:17:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 09:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good tips for my next boring meeting, at least it will give me something to do to keep me awake...lol
2007-11-07 13:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrange for someone to bring you some black coffe and say keep it coming, pretend to have a hell of a headache
2007-11-06 09:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by David L 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
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2007-11-06 17:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones keep em coming
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2007-11-06 14:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaaaa.....i love it...lol
2007-11-06 13:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
#3 is great!!! Good ones!
2007-11-06 09:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea amusing...lol
2007-11-06 09:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋