morning and starts to get dressed.As he's doing so,he notices a picture of a man on the dresser.The man looks very young and fit,and Harry starts to worry that he might be a jealous boyfriend or husband.The girl is waking up,so Harry says to her,"Excuse me,but who's that picture of?It's not your hubby is it?"Oh no"replies the girl."That was me before the operation."
********Mary to Jill:"My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having 2girls at once.Jill:"Most men do what did you tell him"?"I said,"If you can't satisfy one woman,why would you want to piss off another one?"
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One night a policeman shines his torch on a man and his girlfriend making out in a parked car."We aren't doing anything,officer,"says the man."Really?"says the policeman."Well,in that case I'll get in the car,and you can take the torch."
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The me duckies I hoped it cheered you this Saturday eve
I have a lousy cold,so I can't speak to anyone only the Computer.Star if you like and a lovely ev
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