morning and starts to get dressed.As he's doing so,he notices a picture of a man on the dresser.The man looks very young and fit,and Harry starts to worry that he might be a jealous boyfriend or husband.The girl is waking up,so Harry says to her,"Excuse me,but who's that picture of?It's not your hubby is it?"Oh no"replies the girl."That was me before the operation."
********Mary to Jill:"My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having 2girls at once.Jill:"Most men do what did you tell him"?"I said,"If you can't satisfy one woman,why would you want to piss off another one?"
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One night a policeman shines his torch on a man and his girlfriend making out in a parked car."We aren't doing anything,officer,"says the man."Really?"says the policeman."Well,in that case I'll get in the car,and you can take the torch."
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The me duckies I hoped it cheered you this Saturday eve
I have a lousy cold,so I can't speak to anyone only the Computer.Star if you like and a lovely ev
2007-10-27 10:03:29 · 9 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good jokes there Wonderstar.!!!
"Lady you have been working to hard"- vat n' Break, have a Kit KAT.!!!
Vakansie Tyd.!!
Cheethas het gewen, Vrystat ha ha nie my bloed is blou.!!!
Cheers en Gesondheid.!!!
2007-10-27 10:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be from England, only people from England call a Flashlight a Torch! But that's OK, I liked your jokes, they made me smile!
2007-10-27 10:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just love the first and second ones :o)
2007-10-27 10:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by Trucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahhah. Nice one my dear, one day I,m going steal your little joke bok! Hahahahaahahaahahh
2007-10-27 11:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha. Brill. Hope the cold gets better soon.
2007-10-27 10:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope you don't pass your virus onto my computer
2007-10-27 10:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, I won't hang around though, I don't want your cold!
2007-10-27 10:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star it is.
2007-10-27 11:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2007-10-27 10:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋