This guy walks into the bedroom holding a glass of water and two asprins and says "Here honey!"
The wife looks at him and says "What's that for?"
Husband: "For your headache!"
Wife: "But I dont have a headache!"
Husband: "GOTCHA!"
Two sharks are swimming in the North Sea. One says to the other "I am bloody sick of all this mackerel" the other replies, "Do you fancy nipping round to Morecombe Bay for a chinese?"
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
you come in one and go in the other.
A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor. The assistant said, "Why do you want a curtain for your computer screen?"
To which the blonde replies, "I've got Windows".
Following the incident this week with Janet Jackson at the Superbowl, I did a search on the internet for 'Janet Jackson' + 'right t**', and all I got was a picture of her and Michael Jackson...
2007-10-11
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