This guy walks into the bedroom holding a glass of water and two asprins and says "Here honey!"
The wife looks at him and says "What's that for?"
Husband: "For your headache!"
Wife: "But I dont have a headache!"
Husband: "GOTCHA!"
Two sharks are swimming in the North Sea. One says to the other "I am bloody sick of all this mackerel" the other replies, "Do you fancy nipping round to Morecombe Bay for a chinese?"
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
you come in one and go in the other.
A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor. The assistant said, "Why do you want a curtain for your computer screen?"
To which the blonde replies, "I've got Windows".
Following the incident this week with Janet Jackson at the Superbowl, I did a search on the internet for 'Janet Jackson' + 'right t**', and all I got was a picture of her and Michael Jackson...
2007-10-11 00:55:19 · 19 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOLOL OK OK Those were SOOO bad they were funny have a STAR
2007-10-11 01:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is not much you can do for her.. i suffer from migraines and have for many years, being pregnant makes them so bad.. for the first 12 weeks of my pregnancy i had life stopping headaches every day, with a day of relief here and there.. my dr gave me a stronger medication because of how bad they were, once my hormones got more normal they got better. If this is a sudden thing and the headaches are coming on and not wanting to go away she should talk to her dr asap because they can be something else.. but just try to rub her back or neck and help her out a bit so she can rest.. low light and noise and a warm and cold compress on the neck helps..
2016-05-21 04:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-11 01:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man you just got to get a star lol
2007-10-11 01:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good i like the wifes headache and the blonde one have a star!!
2007-10-11 01:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the husband and wife one thats actually pretty smart!
2007-10-11 01:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did micheal jackson call boyz II men???
he thought it was child escort agency
2007-10-11 01:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by butler_84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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thanks for the laugh and for sharing.
2007-10-13 02:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!1 THE ONLY THAT MADE ME LOL SO MUCH WAS THE ONE ABOUT JACKSON!!!! LOL
2007-10-11 01:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but cute. :0)
2007-10-11 01:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Kimberlee Ann 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋