A teenager asks his grandma, "have you seen my pills, they were labled L.S.D?" Nana replies "f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine, only used it for an hour as i started o feel a bit sick!! Its good though - its got kitkats, mars bars, crisps... everything!!!
I went to the zoo the other day, the only animal there was a dog. It was a shitzu
A man in a brothel in Amsterdam asks for a lady with big thighs, saggy **** and a baggy fanny, the madam asks "feeling kinky?" the man replies "no just home sick"
fireman have rescued an irish man stuck to a condom machine, they asked what happened. He said "the sign says insert £2 and push knob in"...........
a man kills a dearans takes it home to cook for dinner but doesnt tell the kids what it is, he says he'll give them a clue "its what mum calls me sometimes" The little girl screams "dont eat it, its a f**king a**ehole!!!
2007-10-10
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