A teenager asks his grandma, "have you seen my pills, they were labled L.S.D?" Nana replies "f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine, only used it for an hour as i started o feel a bit sick!! Its good though - its got kitkats, mars bars, crisps... everything!!!
I went to the zoo the other day, the only animal there was a dog. It was a shitzu
A man in a brothel in Amsterdam asks for a lady with big thighs, saggy **** and a baggy fanny, the madam asks "feeling kinky?" the man replies "no just home sick"
fireman have rescued an irish man stuck to a condom machine, they asked what happened. He said "the sign says insert £2 and push knob in"...........
a man kills a dearans takes it home to cook for dinner but doesnt tell the kids what it is, he says he'll give them a clue "its what mum calls me sometimes" The little girl screams "dont eat it, its a f**king a**ehole!!!
2007-10-10 23:45:58 · 15 answers · asked by nat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good made me laugh pmsl
2007-10-10 23:49:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far. His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside. He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
2007-10-10 23:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the lsd one took me a while to get, its 4 am an im slow lol. but i liked the condom machine one. the knob part reminded me of Ali G haha great show.
2007-10-10 23:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to say it but that joke has been on here more times than I've had hot dinners. It's amusing the first time though.
2016-04-08 02:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 00:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha i really actually did laugh out loud to a couple of them! well done, have a star x
2007-10-10 23:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! They were cute. I like the first one & the last one best!!!!
2007-10-10 23:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by shalia s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yours was hilarous!
but,garge kalve k's made me laugh out loud!
2007-10-10 23:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by Hi there :D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would just say great job, keep em coming!
2007-10-10 23:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Love them! Nice one, here is your star! :-) x
2007-10-10 23:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋