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Hi, I was wondering, is it common that the SSN of whoever responsible for the payment (usually parents) is required in preshool's registration form?

As far as I know, we obliged to provide our SSN for tax-related purposes or health insurance related, but not for preschool.

They said it's needed for processing.

I mean, when they give the annual statement for tax filling (for tax deduction) purposes, they don't need to put our SSN on it. They don't even need to run credit check.

It's just confusing. I really appreciate any inputs.

Thanks.

2007-10-09 06:27:58 · 3 answers · asked by Ryu 1 in United States

I personally love "Seniors" or "Elderly" instead of "Old Fart" or "Near Dead."

2007-10-09 06:27:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

" I think you need to reread the bible with a different perspective. Not as a book to poke holes in, but as a love story between you and the one who created you.

I hope you seek out the relationship with your maker. It's the best relationship you'll ever have."

DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."

2007-10-09 06:27:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

when i start to turn it its okay for a couple of second but then it gives off a rattling loud noise, if i turn the tap on full it stops, can i fix this myself (if so how) or will i need a plumber...its only the one tap in the upstairs bathroom that does this.

2007-10-09 06:27:38 · 8 answers · asked by 101 4 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-10-09 06:27:28 · 6 answers · asked by lennydiane 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

did he ever get caught? his name was Chester something. they used to have news coverage about it every day but it all of a sudden stopped.

2007-10-09 06:27:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

2007-10-09 06:27:24 · 8 answers · asked by Soda 4 in Other - Food & Drink

Do I always have to go first? lol

2007-10-09 06:27:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How was it and how did it feel. Did it help

2007-10-09 06:27:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

apparently at last nights show raw sercurity was taking away the fan's signs that had any reference to Jericho.

Your thoughts?

2007-10-09 06:27:03 · 9 answers · asked by Iceman815 2 in Wrestling

What turns you on?

2007-10-09 06:27:01 · 9 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

do you think that if you were on another planet, that you would be able to pick up the satellites signals?

2007-10-09 06:26:32 · 7 answers · asked by Lisa T 6 in Astronomy & Space

i have never understood if you love or if you hate us...what do you like about italians? what do you hate? thank you, and sorry for my english!!

2007-10-09 06:26:32 · 22 answers · asked by Signor Tamburino 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.

If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home." or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

2007-10-09 06:26:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

A birdy just hit my window and is stunned. Do you think he will be okay? I don't want to scare him. I can't stand animals getting hurt!

2007-10-09 06:26:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

Could human technology eventually create a cosmic and benevolent intelligence? Could we continue to learn and grow after our bodies die, forever? Since we've made up so many religions about this exact thing, maybe we really would like to have it?

2007-10-09 06:25:50 · 10 answers · asked by primary_chem 4 in Religion & Spirituality

If A friend of my wife came to our house and left periphanelia there and the cops came looking for her at our house. She had left but the police asked to search. When her friend left my wife found the parephanilia and put it away in the drawer. The police found it and charged both my wife and I for it even though I wasnt present. If my wife admits this to the prosecutor will they drop it against me. My worry is that I have priors (non-drug related) and they will think that she is just taking the fall for me. I am really concerned about this because I have changed my life and am doing good and dont want to go to prison.

2007-10-09 06:25:49 · 5 answers · asked by Wesley O 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-10-09 06:25:42 · 21 answers · asked by matthew b 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

I don't know if I am remembering a dream I had as a child, but it was either that or a movie. There was a creepy slimy monster that lived in a toilet, and a girl was its friend. I think it killed people. I remember a scene on a beach, too. It may have been foreign? Maybe not.

2007-10-09 06:25:34 · 7 answers · asked by Junky 2 in Movies

2y - 8 + -.5(3 - 5y)

please help with this problem i have no clue what to do ...

2007-10-09 06:25:30 · 12 answers · asked by just me... 1 in Mathematics

what can i do to make him like other people touching him when we go on our walks!!??

2007-10-09 06:25:12 · 5 answers · asked by pearmanbarbara@sbcglobal.net 2 in Dogs

2007-10-09 06:24:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Two of the teams actually won the game by doing that. I just think its a dirty tactic and shouldnt be allowed. Especially when the refs wont allow you to get a challenge flag out that late, even if the flag was laying on the ground before the ball is snapped.

2007-10-09 06:24:46 · 8 answers · asked by MJMGrand 6 in Football (American)

Size of #2 phillips screw/screwdriver and what that looks like?

Size of a #1 square drive screw and what that looks like?

Thanks!

2007-10-09 06:24:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

what's the difference?

2007-10-09 06:24:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

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