I personally love "Seniors" or "Elderly" instead of "Old Fart" or "Near Dead."
2007-10-09 06:27:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
pure unadulterated bovine fecal material instead of bull s**t
2007-10-09 07:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I once heard Kate Winslet refer to something as a "Purple headed womb ferret".
I was close to tears of laughter. She was dressed as a Nun at the time too.
2007-10-09 06:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by Link strikes back 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Plus size instead of fat,obese,and overweight
2007-10-09 07:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥NíKKí ♥ ♥GíRL♥ ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
croaked, Moved into upper management,Fettucine Al Dead-o,Has Reservations at the Chateau Eternity ,checked out,Buy the pine condo ,went into the fertlizer business hahahahahhaha i feel cool
2016-04-07 23:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chronologically enhanced.
2007-10-09 06:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
my personal favourite that I frequently use is
"my train was 15 minutes late and you know them, they are often late"
instead of
"I didn't want to go to your boring class and that's why I left home 15 minutes later than usual, you'd better get used to it"
2007-10-09 06:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Vertically challenged instead of midget.
2007-10-09 06:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
"Purple-headed womb ferret"???!?
Okay... um yeah. I'm rather fond of "the wheel is turning, but the hamster's dead."
2007-10-09 06:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i like the one that says...in dog years i'm dead, or the one that goes...older than dirt.
oh, well. to each his own.
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2007-10-09 07:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The "one-eyed monster" is always a good one.
How about "big-boned."
2007-10-09 06:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋