" I think you need to reread the bible with a different perspective. Not as a book to poke holes in, but as a love story between you and the one who created you.
I hope you seek out the relationship with your maker. It's the best relationship you'll ever have."
DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."
2007-10-09 06:27:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(raises hand)...that would be me who answered that question.
Thanks for the smile. Not my intended message, of course, but a funny take on it nonetheless.
Take care, man.
See, some of us do have a sense of humor. Lighten up, people!
2007-10-09 06:33:56 · answer #1 · answered by samans442 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ah Dragon, we meet at last on the debate forum!
To bad we agree, dangit! We're sopposed to have opposing viewpoints, so i can slander you and win the hearts of the yahoo people, and become ruler of all.
And yes, you need to have a gay relationship with jesus. But if you put a bra on him, and shave his beard, you wont know the difference, hes kind of more of a tranny anyway.
edit:
Dragon, i have decided, you can be president, im fine with that, but i will be the leader of the new church of the world. Since Religion and Government seem to go together so well
2007-10-09 13:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The question you wrote is strange but the rest of what you wrote was great. Look at your relationship with God as being His child. That should clear up your question.
2007-10-09 13:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
In order to better determine what is happening I need an answer to a diagnostic question.
When you pray, do you feel a sharp pain in your anal sphincter?
If you do, then the answer is yes.
2007-10-09 14:21:03 · answer #4 · answered by Atrum Animus AM 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The responder is referring to a close but platonic relationship with God. (If you don't understand that word, look it up.) Why are you putting a sexual spin on the answer?
2007-10-09 13:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't think god does.. but i think whoever wrote the answer has some strange fantasy about poking a bible and ... possibly Oedipus complex with God? Hmm wonder what kind of porn he was watching???
2007-10-09 13:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar 5 · 5⤊ 4⤋
I think you're both overlooking one obvious obstacle: it'll be quite difficult to maintain a romantic relationship with something said to be incorporeal.
2007-10-09 13:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
The person who gave that answer is goofy.
2007-10-09 13:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by Saint Nearly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it, God's a cheater.
Plus I heard he never gives the reach around.
edit: is the guy above me saying God is a child molester???
2007-10-09 13:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sounds rather disturbing.
2007-10-09 13:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by kmcpmgoodson 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋