All categories - 27 September 2007

I tells jokes thats HiLaRiOuS!!! But people say "that was stupid" "Not funny" " that was perty Lame"
But i looks at all the Other Jokes that everybody else tells....to Me those jokes Are "Dry" "Not funny" " pretty Lame" But Everybody ELSE thinks that theyre funny!(somebody told a dry,Lame "Irish Joke" it wasnt funny AT ALL,..But yet he gets STARRED but...Me...I get's SCARRed)

Am i goin crazy? OR do I just need to Permanently Retire from jokes?

2007-09-27 09:44:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do, and if you do, where, when?

2007-09-27 09:44:21 · 12 answers · asked by Mystee_Rain 5 in Other - Society & Culture

One Thing Leads To Another? =D

2007-09-27 09:44:13 · 13 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mt. Everest (yes, fundies it was there, and 29,000 feet tall) was submerged. That would mean that this rain would have raised the worldwide sea level by about 750 feet per DAY, or about 33 feet per HOUR. It is known that if all the available moisture in the earths atmosphere was converted to water, the oceans would raise only a tiny fraction of this amount. How is this biblical absurdity explained??

2007-09-27 09:44:03 · 27 answers · asked by Bisley 2 in Religion & Spirituality

He has offered few details except that it has nothing to do with me. He said he is unhappy and wants to fix things in his own life. The only thing I know is he is unhappy at his job. But, he is in the process of getting a new one. I tried not to ask questions. But, twice I have asked! What exactly do you need to fix? How long is this going to take? I never get a straight answer, he just basically says he is not sure why he was so unhappy. That something is wrong with him, not me. The 2 times that I asked questions, he ended up saying forget this You need to move on. Only later with my convincing he would change his mind. Since he has been gone he confuses me because he calls, texts, and visits. It is so hard on me. I cry all the time (not in front of him) I did go on a few dates, but he said it hurts him. I just agreed to not date, but that we needed to have no contact. This is killing me, should I be patient and give him time? He treated me really good, and I miss him!

2007-09-27 09:43:57 · 10 answers · asked by Kimberly H 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-27 09:43:57 · 3 answers · asked by LISSETTE K 1 in Music & Music Players

2007-09-27 09:43:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Where does the saying rock and a hard place come from?

2007-09-27 09:43:48 · 7 answers · asked by Nanga 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-09-27 09:43:41 · 9 answers · asked by u 4 in Religion & Spirituality

What will you order us for dessert?

2007-09-27 09:43:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it a good idea to shave your head so your frontal lobes appear larger?

2007-09-27 09:43:26 · 3 answers · asked by LG 7 in Polls & Surveys

wut are some examples in the film that support your answer?

2007-09-27 09:43:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Any suggestions? The name will need to go with Michael Thompson, Michael being the middle name (my Dad's name) and Thompson the last name. Thanks a lot!

2007-09-27 09:43:19 · 27 answers · asked by shellj_foxy 3 in Baby Names

2007-09-27 09:43:07 · 1 answers · asked by pips_325 2 in Other - Sports

I manage bank accounts for my wife and self. She has changed her pswd and has little time 4 me.. I travel a lot for work. Her emails have been signed "K" instead of "Love", etc. Advice?

2007-09-27 09:42:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

NZ ist so traumhaft schön! Am liebsten würde ich dorthin auswandern!!! Kisses

2007-09-27 09:42:53 · 7 answers · asked by engel635csi 4 in Other - Australia

How can I make him be okay with it or what can I say to reassure him that it doesnt matter to me. I've tried everything I can think of. Please help me. I love him so much and do not want to loose him because of his pride.

2007-09-27 09:42:52 · 8 answers · asked by tmw555 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Carl Sagan once said that it was hubris for us to believe the Earth was the only planet in the universe that was inhabited. He also put forth a mathematical formula regarding the probability of other inhabitable planets in the universe. Does anyone know his exact statement and the mathematical formula?

2007-09-27 09:42:49 · 4 answers · asked by CarolSandyToes1 6 in Astronomy & Space

This contradiction of God's nature and the world we experience has always been my main reason for rejecting the christian God. I am wondering if anyone here can provide a new expanation for me.

Here is an essay by Sam Harris which explains the problem well:

"Of course, people of faith regularly assure one another that God is not responsible for human suffering. But how else can we understand the claim that God is both omniscient and omnipotent? There is no other way, and it is time for sane human beings to own up to this. This is the age-old problem of theodicy, of course, and we should consider it solved. If God exists, either he can do nothing to stop the most egregious calamities or he does not care to. God, therefore, is either impotent or evil. Pious readers will now execute the following pirouette: God cannot be judged by merely human standards of morality. But, of course, human standards of morality are precisely what the faithful use to establish God’s goodness"

2007-09-27 09:42:36 · 12 answers · asked by Sheed 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Just bought an older camper that is really nice on the inside but the outside is stained black. Thank you in advance!

2007-09-27 09:42:30 · 7 answers · asked by Autumn F 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

I'll start it out first and than you will bag back leaving your yo mama joke, I will give the best answer to the funniest Yo mama joke.

2007-09-27 09:42:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my 2 1/2 year old son refuses to share toys with my 9 mo. old son and has started hitting him and getting in his face being mean , any suggestions on how to get him to quit and realize everything is not his thanks

2007-09-27 09:42:18 · 18 answers · asked by Charlee 4 in Toddler & Preschooler

My husband has a really good job now but he is looking to work at a bigger hospital. He interviewed last week in CA (we live in Florida) and was so excited about the job. He said the interview went great. Well they called today and told him they offered the job to someone else. He said he is fine with it but I can tell he is bummed..What are some encouraging things I can say to him?

2007-09-27 09:42:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Are there any people on here that can give an answer without slamming someone or some party? Or how about any one that can give a thumbs up to someone who they disagree with? Why all the hate?

2007-09-27 09:42:12 · 15 answers · asked by Lisa M 5 in Politics

2007-09-27 09:42:05 · 30 answers · asked by Stuart 2 in Hair

2007-09-27 09:42:04 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 09:42:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 09:42:01 · 6 answers · asked by bustlebase 1 in Grade-Schooler

Wjy is it so hard for you to take NO for an answer? We atheists have told you guys, at least a billion times that we are not interested in what you believe, so why do you keep asking the same dumb questions, and why do you keep preaching, when we, clearly do not care?
I was like you, and christians drove me to becpme an atheist by stripping EVERYTHING I believed away!


So why do you keep attacking us, all the time! Can't you simply mind your own business, and leave us to ours?

2007-09-27 09:41:57 · 20 answers · asked by evictus 3 in Religion & Spirituality