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I'll start it out first and than you will bag back leaving your yo mama joke, I will give the best answer to the funniest Yo mama joke.

2007-09-27 09:42:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I forgot. Yo mama so dirty, she sweat mud and cry coffee..!!!

2007-09-27 09:43:25 · update #1

Star me if you like the bag I just said.

2007-09-27 09:58:58 · update #2

7 answers

Yo momma so dusty, she sweats talcum powder!

2007-09-27 14:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1 0

Yo mama so skinny she can hang glide on a Dorito

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama so stupid they said it was chilly outside and she brought a bowl

2007-09-27 10:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1 0

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. (instead of hose/stockings, for those who don't know)
Yo mama's so fat, she puts stretch marks on the swimming pool.

2007-09-27 10:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

Yo momma so low, she need a ladder to get up on da curb.

2007-09-27 10:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by dwmatty19 5 · 1 2

Yo momma is so fat, then when God created the world, he asked her to move. Lolz

2007-09-27 10:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by WhITe and NerDy 2 · 4 1

yo mommas E for EVERYONE
yo momma is like railroad tracks....laid all over the world
yoo momma so stupid she entered a stupid contest dey said we dont allow profesionals

2007-09-27 10:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 1 2

yo momma with a wooden leg and they call her Aileen.

yo momma with 3eyes and they call her i-i-i

wahahha.

2007-09-27 10:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by Tanyah 3 · 2 1

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