Ten-year-old Johnny was walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a dead flattened frog on a string behind it, when he came up to the doorstep of a wh**ehouse. He knocked on the door, and the madam came to answer it. When she saw him with his wagon and frog, she just stared and asked what he wanted.
Johnny said "I know what you sell in there, I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving 'till I get it!"
She thought she would have some fun with him, so she told him to come in. Once he got in, she told him to pick out the girl he liked.
Johnny asked, "Do any of these girls have any dis**ses?"
Well, the madam was somewhat surprised, but of course, she told him, "No".
Johnny replied: "Well, I heard all the men were talking about having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mabel, and that is the girl I want. I have the money to pay for it."
2007-09-24
22:52:47
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