Ten-year-old Johnny was walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a dead flattened frog on a string behind it, when he came up to the doorstep of a wh**ehouse. He knocked on the door, and the madam came to answer it. When she saw him with his wagon and frog, she just stared and asked what he wanted.
Johnny said "I know what you sell in there, I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving 'till I get it!"
She thought she would have some fun with him, so she told him to come in. Once he got in, she told him to pick out the girl he liked.
Johnny asked, "Do any of these girls have any dis**ses?"
Well, the madam was somewhat surprised, but of course, she told him, "No".
Johnny replied: "Well, I heard all the men were talking about having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mabel, and that is the girl I want. I have the money to pay for it."
2007-09-24 22:52:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The madam stared incredulously at him, but finally told him "Well, alright then. Mabel it is. Go upstairs and to the first room on the right."
So, Johnny headed up the stairs dragging the smashed frog behind him. About ten minutes later, he came back down the stairs, still dragging the frog. He paid the madam, and picked up his wagon and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him.
"Since you already knew about Mabel, why on earth would you pick the only girl in the place with a dis**se, instead of one of the others?" she asked Johnny.
He answered back, "Well, tonight when I get home, my mother and father are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with the baby-sitter. When they leave, I am going to sc**w her, and give her the dis**se I just caught.
When mom and dad get home, dad will drive the baby-sitter home. On the way, he will sc**w her too, just like he always does, and he will catch it from her.
2007-09-24 22:54:26 · update #1
When dad gets back home, he and mom will go to bed, and they will make l*ve, and mom will catch it too.
Then, in the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, and he will sc**w my mom, and he will catch it, and he's the son-of-a-b**ch that ran over my FROG!"
2007-09-24 22:55:07 · update #2
grass i am watching out for any children on here
2007-09-24 23:19:31 · update #3
i m speechless... can't hv enough words of appreciation for you... perhaps a star will let u know how i liked ur joke, so here, take a star for that!
2007-09-24 23:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it incredibly is easily humorous!! I have been given one for you!! in a kindergarden college the teaher postpone a pitchfork and asked the class in the event that they knew what it became and noone knew yet Little johnny suggested it a pitchfork and that i'm from the farmland!! returned the instructor carry this flathead shovel! returned askeed the class and noone knew yet liitle Johnny suggested it a flathead shovel and that i'm form the farm!! the instructor carry this hoe and asked the class in the event that they knew and as quickly as returned noone knew little Johnny did no longer recognize what it became the two instructor informed the class that it became a hoe! Little Johnny suggested " my sister is a hoe and that there does no longer sounds like a hoe"
2016-10-09 19:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is priceless...8 out of 10
2007-09-24 22:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-24 23:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah the complexities of revenge. That's a good one.
2007-09-24 23:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by jet_blackdawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave me an smile, after minutes of reading.
2007-09-24 23:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by ASARA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, i like it a lot!!!
9 out of 10 my good man!!!
oh and a star ;)
2007-09-24 23:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Straight to the point! Ha-ha, nice one!
2007-09-24 23:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - Revenge is sweet
2007-09-24 23:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Beaver Diva Sue ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha really naughty and sweet revenge. Nothing like it! lol
2007-09-25 00:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋