A plane was about to crash, and on it was the smartest man on earth, George W. Bush, a young school boy, and a pope. There were only 3 parachutes, and time was running out. The smartest man says, "Since I am the smartest man on earth, people need me to be around or else it'd be a great loss." So he takes a parachute and jumps. George Bush says, "I'm the president of the United States. I am an important person in the world." So he takes a parachute and jumps. The school boy and the pope were the only two left. The pope says, "Since you're a young school boy, you should take the last parachute. You are the future of the world." The boy replies, "It's ok. We can both get a parachute. George Bush grabbed my book bag."
lmao!
2007-09-21
16:08:59
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