A plane was about to crash, and on it was the smartest man on earth, George W. Bush, a young school boy, and a pope. There were only 3 parachutes, and time was running out. The smartest man says, "Since I am the smartest man on earth, people need me to be around or else it'd be a great loss." So he takes a parachute and jumps. George Bush says, "I'm the president of the United States. I am an important person in the world." So he takes a parachute and jumps. The school boy and the pope were the only two left. The pope says, "Since you're a young school boy, you should take the last parachute. You are the future of the world." The boy replies, "It's ok. We can both get a parachute. George Bush grabbed my book bag."
lmao!
2007-09-21 16:08:59 · 6 answers · asked by inlovewithlife08 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before but still funny never gets old!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!! im totally giving u a star!!!!
2007-09-21 16:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by spanish_chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard something similiar with Al Gore. :]
Great joke, gets m all the time.
2007-09-21 23:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Salarial 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YA. love it very good joke star for that one.
2007-09-22 00:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha! Good one!
2007-09-21 23:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEFINITELY LMAO!
STAR!
2007-09-21 23:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by King John 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
but o.k. though
2007-09-21 23:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mason S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋