Brandi the blonde is in such serious financial trouble that she decides to ask God for help. She prays, "God, I lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my car. Please, God: let me win the Lotto."
But Lotto night comes and goes and Brandi's numbers don't come up. Again she prays, "God, I've lost my business and now my car and if I don't get some money soon, I'm going to lose my home. Please God: let me win the Lotto."
But again, Lotto night comes and goes and Brandi's numbers don't come up. In desperation she prays, "God, I've lost my business, my car, and my home and if I don't get some money soon, my children will starve. Please, God: just this once, help me get my life back in order. Let me win the Lotto!"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, a roar of thunder, the heavens open and Brandi hears the voice of God Himself!
"Brandi, my child! Meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket!"
2007-09-20
04:08:52
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