Brandi the blonde is in such serious financial trouble that she decides to ask God for help. She prays, "God, I lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my car. Please, God: let me win the Lotto."
But Lotto night comes and goes and Brandi's numbers don't come up. Again she prays, "God, I've lost my business and now my car and if I don't get some money soon, I'm going to lose my home. Please God: let me win the Lotto."
But again, Lotto night comes and goes and Brandi's numbers don't come up. In desperation she prays, "God, I've lost my business, my car, and my home and if I don't get some money soon, my children will starve. Please, God: just this once, help me get my life back in order. Let me win the Lotto!"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, a roar of thunder, the heavens open and Brandi hears the voice of God Himself!
"Brandi, my child! Meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket!"
2007-09-20 04:08:52 · 11 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha very funny, thankyou. You should try and post some more jokes lol
2007-09-20 05:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Emz ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just as funny as when it was posted 2 days ago...
2007-09-20 11:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Can't ever get enough blonde jokes.
2007-09-20 11:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Chun M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's a good one!
a star for you! and maybe 10 points for me??âº
2007-09-20 11:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
2007-09-20 11:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughed out loud at work...had to pass it on...thank you for making my day!
2007-09-20 11:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahahahahhaha
im going to use that one on my friends!!
2007-09-20 11:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by Knowlege colege student 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-20 14:01:21 · answer #8 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-09-20 12:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! very nice!
2007-09-20 11:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by painintheneck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋