All categories - 15 September 2007

2007-09-15 03:48:23 · 17 answers · asked by triste 2 in Singles & Dating

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.

"YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"

2007-09-15 03:48:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Under my device manager, under other devices is a list of devices it doesnt recognize and i dont know how to fix them here is what it says they r called under device manager:
?!Ethernet Controller
?!Ethernet Controller
?!Multimedia Audio Controller
?!PCI Device
?!SM Bus Controller
?!Unknown Device
?!Video Controller
?!Video Controller (VGA Compatable)

Also here is item #s of the parts i used from newegg.com to build it:

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Item #: N82E16811148029
Item #: N82E16814133155
Item #: N82E16813131088
Item #: N82E16822145082
Item #: N82E16819116003
Item #: N82E16812104652
Item #: N82E16812123159
Item #: N82E16820134045
Item #: N82E16829102002
and i used a cd rewritable cd-rom

2007-09-15 03:48:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

and I was wondering from your experience what would be a good one to download. I wasn't happy with Norton and I don't want to deal with it any more.

I have read alot of people have downloaded the AVG free protection. Is it worth my time?

Thank you for any help on this issue!!!!

2007-09-15 03:48:11 · 16 answers · asked by itsmeagainlord61 1 in Security

William Shakespeare - Sonnet 18
Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? a
Thou art more lovely and more temperate: b
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, a
And summer's lease hath all too short a date: b

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, c
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; d
And every fair from fair sometime declines, c
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; d

But thy eternal summer shall not fade e
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; f
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, e
When in eternal lines to time thou growest: f

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, g
So long lives this and this gives life to thee. g


Oscar Wilde's novel the Picture of Dorian Gray, Chapter 1 – ‘the studio was filled with the rich odour of roses’.

The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn.

From the corner of the divan of Persian saddle-bags on which he was lying, smoking, as was his custom, innumerable cigarettes, Lord Henry Wotton could just catch the gleam of the honey-sweet and honey-coloured blossoms of a laburnum, whose tremulous branches seemed hardly able to bear the burden of a beauty so flame like as theirs; and now and then the fantastic shadows of birds in flight flitted across the long tussore-silk curtains that were stretched in front of the huge window, producing a kind of momentary Japanese effect, and making him think of those pallid, jade-faced painters of Tokyo who, through the medium of an art that is necessarily immobile, seek to convey the sense of swiftness and motion. The sullen murmur of the bees shouldering their way through the long unmown grass, or circling with monotonous insistence round the dusty gilt horns of the straggling woodbine, seemed to make the stillness more oppressive. The dim roar of London was like the bourdon note of a distant organ.

In the centre of the room, clamped to an upright easel, stood the full-length portrait of a young man of extraordinary personal beauty, and in front of it, some little distance away, was sitting the artist himself, Basil Hallward, whose sudden disappearance some years ago caused, at the time, such public excitement and gave rise to so many strange conjectures.

2007-09-15 03:48:06 · 1 answers · asked by Dr Ask 1 in Poetry

Of whom a man(of child/man) is overcome,
of the same is he brought in bond-age: 2Peter 2:19

Grace: view from above: the mission
Law: views from be-low: sub-mission

servants(slaves, prophets) and children differ nothing
both know nots have to be told: what to do and don't

So, the higher exhortations are:
- be no more children(get tossed to<-->fro by law<-->law)
- thou art no more a servant(slave), but above a servant: Son

2007-09-15 03:48:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

are they expensive?

2007-09-15 03:47:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-09-15 03:47:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Married people, have you ever been hit on by other people because they think you are attractive? Also, is your spouse comfortable when other people hit on you?

2007-09-15 03:47:40 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

she has a been a Christian for years. She says her dead brother spoke to her and told her that she has things to do on this earth. I have always known her to be an extremely honest person I do believe she had this experience.

My sincere question is this.........What do Christians and non Christians think of this experience? and please say why you believe what you do.

2007-09-15 03:47:39 · 26 answers · asked by sisterzeal 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-15 03:47:35 · 5 answers · asked by gsparks61 1 in Insurance

or do you prefer tough guys?

2007-09-15 03:47:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

they want to have a smart, sexy, happy girlfriend/wife but if she's too smart , or too sexy or too happy they reject her

2007-09-15 03:47:24 · 12 answers · asked by Atanasia 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

William Shakespeare - Sonnet 18
Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? a
Thou art more lovely and more temperate: b
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, a
And summer's lease hath all too short a date: b

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, c
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; d
And every fair from fair sometime declines, c
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; d

But thy eternal summer shall not fade e
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; f
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, e
When in eternal lines to time thou growest: f

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, g
So long lives this and this gives life to thee. g


Oscar Wilde's novel the Picture of Dorian Gray, Chapter 1 – ‘the studio was filled with the rich odour of roses’.

The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn.

From the corner of the divan of Persian saddle-bags on which he was lying, smoking, as was his custom, innumerable cigarettes, Lord Henry Wotton could just catch the gleam of the honey-sweet and honey-coloured blossoms of a laburnum, whose tremulous branches seemed hardly able to bear the burden of a beauty so flame like as theirs; and now and then the fantastic shadows of birds in flight flitted across the long tussore-silk curtains that were stretched in front of the huge window, producing a kind of momentary Japanese effect, and making him think of those pallid, jade-faced painters of Tokyo who, through the medium of an art that is necessarily immobile, seek to convey the sense of swiftness and motion. The sullen murmur of the bees shouldering their way through the long unmown grass, or circling with monotonous insistence round the dusty gilt horns of the straggling woodbine, seemed to make the stillness more oppressive. The dim roar of London was like the bourdon note of a distant organ.

In the centre of the room, clamped to an upright easel, stood the full-length portrait of a young man of extraordinary personal beauty, and in front of it, some little distance away, was sitting the artist himself, Basil Hallward, whose sudden disappearance some years ago caused, at the time, such public excitement and gave rise to so many strange conjectures.

2007-09-15 03:47:19 · 1 answers · asked by Dr Ask 1 in Poetry

2007-09-15 03:47:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

Despite my coarse looks, I enjoy a few poems, too. Here's one:

A voice troubles my sleep some nights,
A shiver runs through me: "Where are you?"
I have been looking for him for years,
I'm besotted with that voice calling me.

(Geceleyin bir ses böler uykumu,
İçim ürpermeyle dolar, "Nerdesin?"
Arıyorum yıllar var ki ben onu,
Aşığıyım beni çağıran o sesin.)

Which is your favorite?

2007-09-15 03:47:09 · 16 answers · asked by Totally Blunt 7 in Turkey

Did you know this? That since they have failed to pass comprehensive immigration reform cause the american people were so much against it...that the pro amnesty lawmakers are now trying to sneak it bits and parts of it as part of other really important pieces of legislation like military funding bills etc...that must be passed urgently. It is important that you do not sit by and let them get away with this. Call and write your lawmakers just as aggressively to let them know you will not stand for any amnesty of any sort and no guest workers of any sort. Plus complain about foreign truck drivers being allowed to drive in USA and bring loads from Mexico and Canada.

NEVER GIVE UP !!!!

2007-09-15 03:47:01 · 11 answers · asked by me 3 in Immigration

Do you think the Montreal Canadians will make the playoffs this year? And why?

2007-09-15 03:46:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hockey

It is most common for the ladies to be plus size...nowadays

I should know, I am one! I am also a model..local/ state wide..
I have a hubby that can't get enough of me..I am usually a size 14/16...but right now I am pregnant and a size 18/20.

Now to my question...I want honesty here boys...

You can't tell me that you do not like our natural heavy bosoms in your face...
or the way our curves make us look more like a woman!

Tell us the truth!

We have told you the truth about penis size!
(It doesn't matter as long as you can use it! and know how to please and tease!)

So fess up...do you really like sticks?
Or are you after a curvy volumptous woman?

2007-09-15 03:46:52 · 10 answers · asked by Midnight Winter WOLF 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

Terrorist hit us on 9/11. We attacked them in Afghanistan, the terrorists fled to Iraq and we followed them. If they flee to Iran we should keep following them until terrorism is no longer acceptable to the rest of the world

2007-09-15 03:46:45 · 22 answers · asked by mission_viejo_california 2 in Politics

William Shakespeare - Sonnet 18
Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? a
Thou art more lovely and more temperate: b
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, a
And summer's lease hath all too short a date: b

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, c
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; d
And every fair from fair sometime declines, c
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; d

But thy eternal summer shall not fade e
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; f
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, e
When in eternal lines to time thou growest: f

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, g
So long lives this and this gives life to thee. g


Oscar Wilde's novel the Picture of Dorian Gray, Chapter 1 – ‘the studio was filled with the rich odour of roses’.

The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn.

From the corner of the divan of Persian saddle-bags on which he was lying, smoking, as was his custom, innumerable cigarettes, Lord Henry Wotton could just catch the gleam of the honey-sweet and honey-coloured blossoms of a laburnum, whose tremulous branches seemed hardly able to bear the burden of a beauty so flame like as theirs; and now and then the fantastic shadows of birds in flight flitted across the long tussore-silk curtains that were stretched in front of the huge window, producing a kind of momentary Japanese effect, and making him think of those pallid, jade-faced painters of Tokyo who, through the medium of an art that is necessarily immobile, seek to convey the sense of swiftness and motion. The sullen murmur of the bees shouldering their way through the long unmown grass, or circling with monotonous insistence round the dusty gilt horns of the straggling woodbine, seemed to make the stillness more oppressive. The dim roar of London was like the bourdon note of a distant organ.

In the centre of the room, clamped to an upright easel, stood the full-length portrait of a young man of extraordinary personal beauty, and in front of it, some little distance away, was sitting the artist himself, Basil Hallward, whose sudden disappearance some years ago caused, at the time, such public excitement and gave rise to so many strange conjectures.

2007-09-15 03:46:33 · 3 answers · asked by Dr Ask 1 in Poetry

Can you give me the address of that?

2007-09-15 03:46:30 · 4 answers · asked by EWT 1 in Higher Education (University +)

were any kings, queens, princes, princesses, etc. murdered in the 17th century?

2007-09-15 03:46:24 · 4 answers · asked by cluckcluck 1 in History

A website that distinguish what career you could be good at? i don't know what i want to be in life yet.

2007-09-15 03:46:24 · 3 answers · asked by healedwounds31490 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

Why is it called flipping the bird when you stick up your middle finger to tell someone F off? I'll take any answer. I'm looking for a legit one, but I like to laugh too.

2007-09-15 03:46:23 · 6 answers · asked by dvnlady 3 in Words & Wordplay

How many fish does the Elite Style 60 Tropical Kit house? Also what fish do you recommend? I want some colourful ones and just a mix. Thanks xx

2007-09-15 03:46:11 · 2 answers · asked by _x_ hannah_x_ 1 in Fish

I can't pick just one, you guys are all great!

2007-09-15 03:46:07 · 17 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinking of being a pediatrician, but I want a large family. At least 4 kids, but I've always wanted 6 =] I'm not quite sure of the schedules of pediatricians, whether they're on call or work A LOT and whatnot. Do you think it's possible to be a pediatrician but still spend some time with the kids? It makes a lot of money too which of course is always good but I don't want to if I'll NEVER get to see my kids! =/ Thanks

2007-09-15 03:45:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-09-15 03:45:51 · 20 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Polls & Surveys

Ok ok! we have not been married since i was 15 but together since i was 15. We got married two years ago when I was 20 and we have two beautiful girls, 3 and 1. He has another child outside and I only complain because I really never got a chance to find out any of my likes dislikes or anything. His parents spoiled him so bad that he doesn't know how to pay bills and I have always been independent to take care of my responsibilites. I have a great career as a training coordinator . he has a good job too, i am just a little confused about what really constitutes love and how if i thought i was in love to finally break it to him and myself that i may not be. If i bring things up, real issues or worries, he gets attitude and backfires with your not perfect either. his issues: not talking to me, staying out overnite, porno addict and drinking. I grew up and expected him to grow with me but he hasn't. I am so tired..........

2007-09-15 03:45:48 · 14 answers · asked by arisanai84 2 in Marriage & Divorce