A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"
2007-09-15 03:48:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! that's one of the best blonde jokes ever
2007-09-15 04:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee. Hey! My pc is working again - how frustrating, I never know what causes the changes - but anyway - I can star you again. So - * 4U!
2007-09-15 19:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
that was hilarious
2007-09-15 11:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by ~*~BaBiGuRl N BaByD TTC#1~*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not dumb. It's a good one. Ha ha.
2007-09-15 10:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by Words Of Wisdom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks for making me laugh! I was feeling down. This sure cheered me up though :)
2007-09-15 11:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Melanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traumatizing, but still nice. :D
2007-09-15 10:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by Nina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!!!
2007-09-15 10:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow! that's pretty funny
2007-09-15 10:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by Beautyfly 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA, i'll have to remember that one!!
2007-09-15 11:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by bon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yummy.................
2007-09-15 11:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋