Picture on the Night Stand
After a long night of intense love making, he notices a photo of
another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so cute when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery
2007-07-29
17:10:12
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