just in case i get attacked by one, im trying to prepare for a raptor invasion/attack
2007-07-29 17:11:46 · 13 answers · asked by Trevor 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Well, I'm afraid you'll just have to pray that you survive it. Try to staunch the bleeding as much as possible. You're best bet would be to stay as still as possible so the raptor doesn't notice you.
2007-07-29 17:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Adel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the first thing you want to do is try not to fall down, because if the intestines that will be spilling out of your slashed abdomen get dirty, you will probably get peritonitus.
So sling your intestines around your neck and head for the hills as fast as you can. You won't actually get very far before you bleed out, but it will provide some much needed exercise for the velociraptors.
2007-07-30 00:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by TychaBrahe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well first you will need a vial of gypsy tears...you will need to apply them directly to the wound asap...then after the gypsy tears have taken effect you will need to stitch up the wound with a strand of hair from Paris Hilton...this is the only way you will survive
2007-07-30 00:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by sniperpimpin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say, "Dang! There's my arm in his mouth" before the one you didn't see takes out your intestines. Then you get a HUGE bottle of Bactine & a large band aid before you bleed out. It'll give you something else to think about aside from being eaten, so you can go on a more cheerful note.
2007-07-30 01:12:20 · answer #4 · answered by villavillain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're lucky enough to escape 'only wounded' then I'm sure you'll survive... but chances are you're gonna end up as raptor dung...
2007-07-30 00:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mafia Agent 4207 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've heard that they are very similar to the common jellyfish. And the only way to treat a jellyfish sting is to urinate on it I'm afraid.
2007-07-30 00:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by J_shizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being cold-blooded animals, you would stop bleeding ASAP, and then get a tetanus shot. At least the buggers are not rabid.
2007-07-30 00:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by cattbarf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to put this rare velociraptor cream on it, otherwise you will die.
2007-07-30 00:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by Gordee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Treat!?? With a BULLET!!!!
(shows gun supplied courtesy of Genentech)
And you did NOT!!!!! just see that velociraptor!!!!
Ya got me???
2007-07-30 01:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to Harry Potter. At least it forces you to read.
2007-07-30 00:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋