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Picture on the Night Stand
After a long night of intense love making, he notices a photo of
another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so cute when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery

2007-07-29 17:10:12 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

ahaha thumbs up!

2007-07-29 17:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by CeeJ 4 · 3 0

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2016-10-13 02:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Excellent

2007-07-29 17:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by balloon buster 6 · 3 0

That's a regular but definitely a great one ...thumbs up!!

2007-07-30 06:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Clarence 2 · 2 0

I am going to sleep so soundly tonight because that joke made me laugh so hard I'm exhausted!! LOL!

2007-07-29 17:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 3 0

not the funniest thing Ive ever heard but yes funny. thumbs up.

2007-07-29 17:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Thumbs wayyy up and heres a star...

2007-07-29 17:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by *Suga* 3 · 3 0

ha i'd heard that joke before but I had forgotten it, so definitely a thumbs up!

2007-07-29 17:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by hahahehe 2 · 2 0

WOW! I was not expecting that. That is hilarios. Thumbs Up.

2007-07-30 08:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

hahaha. I'm seriously laughing out loud right now.
That was good.
THUMBS UP!

2007-07-30 13:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by Taylor 6 · 1 0

Hahaha..yeah! thumbs up definately!!

2007-07-29 17:22:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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