All categories - 29 July 2007

There was this priest in a church who would celebrate mass every now and then. However, he observed that although there were many who attended the mass, there were just a few who will sing the mass songs. And this went on for weeks.

Finally, one day, the priest could not take things sitting down. During the sermon he requested the churchgoers in the singing of the hymns saying "If you are so gifted with a very beautiful voice, sing out loud with all your heart, and give thanks to the Lord for such beautiful gift you have been given."

And for those who might sing out of tune and ruin the hymns he said to them "For those who were not given such gifts, sing out loud with all your heart.... for now is your chance to get even with God for not giving you such gift."

2007-07-29 12:40:00 · 2 answers · asked by bowen 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-29 12:39:52 · 31 answers · asked by ~SheSul~ 6 in Rock and Pop

i'm lost want to gain weight but dont know if i should lose it anymoore?

2007-07-29 12:39:49 · 4 answers · asked by howmuchshedo 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-07-29 12:39:35 · 1 answers · asked by lyly 2 in Celebrities

I'll be 50 soon and will be planning my own party. It sounds pathetic, but I am a widow with a 4yr old. He doesn't have the finances to do it. Ha Ha. Anyways, I have a brother out of state and my parents and in-laws have passed. So... I thought I would write a letter as an invitation keeping it on the light side. I saw an idea for a time line and thought that may be fun to do. But I feel funny doing these type of things myself. Close friends live too far to help. What is too tacky? Any ideas for the party or how to go about planning it?

2007-07-29 12:39:32 · 4 answers · asked by tish 1 in Entertaining

than before

2007-07-29 12:39:30 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Marriage & Divorce

Okay, I spilled sauce all over my shirt, so I went upsaris to get a new one. I opened the door of my closet, and a huge monster was glaring down at me! I dived back and blocked the door with my dresser, but I know that it is not going to hold forever. What should I do?

2007-07-29 12:39:28 · 17 answers · asked by DeltaKilo3 4 in Mythology & Folklore

Guys i'm a little upset,I heard in heaven were on our knees all time,doing the thing with your arms going up and down,representing worship,and then besides that all we do is work,and there are no breaks,it just a repeating of the process,I also here we get no sexual urges,so it's orgasm denial for an eternity.So I was thinking,well I won't do this,So in order for God to keep us whipped,he takes are free will,You know all of this has really upset me for a while,would any Christians out there please tell it's not like this,I mean seriously,think of your favorite genre of music,and don't say and Christian genre,say you love rap,we all know rap has a lot of cursing,therefore God would not allow most rap,Or what about Rock,Say you love Black Sabbath,You all know God would never allow that,So basically I think when we get to heaven,We will be stripped of free will,music and video games,and we will be forced to get on our knees.All im sayin is can some1 plez tell me this is not true?

2007-07-29 12:38:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-29 12:38:29 · 7 answers · asked by Eduardo M 2 in Financial Services

2007-07-29 12:38:27 · 21 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have a pretty good muscle structure and I am pretty fit (not bragging) but no matter how hard I try I cant get a 6 pack, I just remain flat. is there some secret to getting a 6 pack that I dont know about, i work out regular and I do weights and crunches but cant get one. I really would love one so help please

2007-07-29 12:38:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

i have a body shop in az. a car was totaled and left there. can i sue the lienholder or compel them to pay storage fees and remove their vehicle. any info helpful especially information on the applicable law.

2007-07-29 12:38:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

My best friend's mother passed away when she was young, and her fiance has both parents (and one brother) dead.

2007-07-29 12:38:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

Ever since President Bush approved the No children left behind act do you feel that it helped our American children? For my point of view I have a niece that needs help and my sister in-law had a hassle and it took months in order for my niece to get the special needs. What is your point of view about the act?

2007-07-29 12:37:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-07-29 12:37:41 · 11 answers · asked by Melissa-B 2 in Cancer

2007-07-29 12:37:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Me and my boyfriend have lived in the same city now for a few years but just recently he moved four hours away. Now he has already come back to visit like he promised but I was wondering if any body had any tips on how to keep it together and how to make his departure after he stays to visit easier.

2007-07-29 12:37:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-07-29 12:37:10 · 4 answers · asked by THE 2 in Personal Finance

I'm not exactly sure.
I'm asking this on behalf of a friend of mine living in Wright County, Minnesota.
I really want her to be free from her family, but emancipation is not an option.

2007-07-29 12:36:50 · 3 answers · asked by Nik 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-07-29 12:36:44 · 16 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-29 12:36:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Embassies & Consulates

i have the latest version of MAME 0.118.0.0. I can play it and everything. the only thing that irritates me is that every time i play i always have to set the input commands, like for punch to be "a". every time i start its like a different command from the last time i play. also my friend wanted to play, so he plugged in a joystick controller. its the same every time we start a game, we have to set in the commands. isnt there anyway i can save the input command and leave it like that forever? please can anyone me instructions to save my input commands? thank you so much.

2007-07-29 12:36:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

i saw something a while ago on one of the Discovery type channels about a grave that was found somewhere in the U.K. that had a female in a grave that was decorated with things usually found in a Gladiators grave. then the began talking about how they where trained and what not.

can you tell me anything about it or give me any web site links to places that has good info about the subject.

2007-07-29 12:36:24 · 6 answers · asked by Guitar_chick 4 in History

2007-07-29 12:35:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Malaysia

My sister has owed me $50 for a few months and promised she would pay up.... she hasnt. Now, i have two options because I AM NOT FORGETING!!
1. I tell our karate instructors to give my money ( for her test) back and strip her of her belt.
2. Cause a huge scene where the ENTIRE family has to listen.

2007-07-29 12:35:51 · 6 answers · asked by blehh 4 in Family

We had the parts from our other PC: hard drives. motherboard, etc. Worked great. They sat in boxes for about a year. We bought a new tower casing to put the stuff in and the computer would not work. Bought a new power supply. No good. Bought a new motherboard. Still no good, but better. New processor. Now it works but Windows will still not boot up. It shows an error message and offers a few different options for Safe Mode, Last Good Configuration and Start Windows Normally but no matter what you pick, it just comes up the error message on a black screen with the safe mode options. I've tried holding F5 or F8 while it's booting to get into the other options but no matter what you choose, it still does the same thing. We then bought a repair and diagnostics kit that says the start-up files for Windows are missing. What in the world could have caused this and is it fixable without wiping the hard drives and reinstalling Windows? There is stuff on them we want, if we can possibly save it.

2007-07-29 12:35:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

2007-07-29 12:35:46 · 5 answers · asked by CHRIS G 1 in PlayStation

ended up been a lot bigger than the vet first thought, so the operation has left him with open sores on his pads on the bottom of his foot that i have to dress with bandages every day, poor mut hasent been out for a walk because the plastic bags are not strong enough, and rip open before we go to far, has any one any ideas what i could use that would be waterproof and would be strong enough to go for a short walk. ive tryed a few things but would really love some help. thanks

2007-07-29 12:35:42 · 5 answers · asked by veggiefran 3 in Dogs

Okay. Life story.
My parents got divorcied when I was about 9, and i'm 13 now. My parents live two blocks away, not even. I have a brother who just turned 9. I'm going into 8th grade, hes going into 4th. My dad is getting married in a month, and moving to a really nice neighborhood in a town called plainfield about 10 minutes away. I live with my mom currently, and I go to my dads with my little brother every other weekend, and wednesdays. My mom has a boyfriend who she plans on marrying somewhere inbetween 1-5 years. Shes moving to a town that I don't like as much, about 45 minutes away from here. I want to live with my dad and his new wife, and her son, alex, who is 14, in a year, when 8th grade is over. My dad said I could, but my mom and her boyfriend are making me feel bad saying that i need to stay with my mom because she took a big cut in pay, to become a teacher and go back to college to be home with me and my brother, and I should atleast stay with her for my childhood.

2007-07-29 12:35:41 · 11 answers · asked by kdj f 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Mashed potatoes, french fries, pizza, meatloaf, tacos? What is the ultimate food?

2007-07-29 12:35:38 · 25 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys