A blind guy decided to visit Texas and when he got on the plane he felt the seat and said to the man next to him"Wow these seat's are BIG." the guy said "Everything's big in Texas". He get's to Texas and goes for a drink in the Hotel bar, he asks for a beer and a mug of beer is placed between his hand's "Wow" he said "This is a big mug of beer." the barman says "Everything's big in Texas." The blind guy continues having his beer and asks for some Potato Chips, a bag is placed in his hand and he say's "Wow this is a big bag of chips." the barman again says "Everything's big in Texas." The blind guy continues having his beer and chips. Pretty soon he needs to go to the toilet sos he asks the barman hwere the toilet is " Along the wall on your left, It's the second door on your left." the barman says He goes along the wall but he trips and misses the second door and end's up going in the third door whereupon he falls into the swimming pool, he shouts "DON'T FLUSH ! DON'T FLUSH !
2007-07-29
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