A blind guy decided to visit Texas and when he got on the plane he felt the seat and said to the man next to him"Wow these seat's are BIG." the guy said "Everything's big in Texas". He get's to Texas and goes for a drink in the Hotel bar, he asks for a beer and a mug of beer is placed between his hand's "Wow" he said "This is a big mug of beer." the barman says "Everything's big in Texas." The blind guy continues having his beer and asks for some Potato Chips, a bag is placed in his hand and he say's "Wow this is a big bag of chips." the barman again says "Everything's big in Texas." The blind guy continues having his beer and chips. Pretty soon he needs to go to the toilet sos he asks the barman hwere the toilet is " Along the wall on your left, It's the second door on your left." the barman says He goes along the wall but he trips and misses the second door and end's up going in the third door whereupon he falls into the swimming pool, he shouts "DON'T FLUSH ! DON'T FLUSH !
2007-07-29 12:47:47 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaaaaaa good one!
Little Jimmy is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool...
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," says the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Jimmy.
"Maybe, says the lifeguard, but not from the diving board!"
2007-07-29 12:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i like it. shows how expectations can color our imagination. the poor guy believed he fell into a BIG toilet in proportion with what he has found in Texas. i believe the person who made this joke is from texas. he's making a kind of propaganda for the place.
2007-07-29 12:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by Moonrise 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Flush!!!
2007-07-29 13:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-29 23:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Well everythings big in Texas
:-)))
2007-07-29 12:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Yup... everything IS big in Texas...
(like... the crimes, the time, the mouths....)
2007-07-29 13:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Everything's little where I live =[
2007-07-29 12:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by Holla!! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
v funny thanku x
2007-07-31 00:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Just passing the time! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-29 12:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by KodaiRye 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH THAT REALLY FUNNY!!HAHAHAAHA!I NEED A GOOD JOKE THNX
2007-07-29 13:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by J-ZE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋