There was this priest in a church who would celebrate mass every now and then. However, he observed that although there were many who attended the mass, there were just a few who will sing the mass songs. And this went on for weeks.
Finally, one day, the priest could not take things sitting down. During the sermon he requested the churchgoers in the singing of the hymns saying "If you are so gifted with a very beautiful voice, sing out loud with all your heart, and give thanks to the Lord for such beautiful gift you have been given."
And for those who might sing out of tune and ruin the hymns he said to them "For those who were not given such gifts, sing out loud with all your heart.... for now is your chance to get even with God for not giving you such gift."
2007-07-29 12:40:00 · 2 answers · asked by bowen 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles