Okay, I spilled sauce all over my shirt, so I went upsaris to get a new one. I opened the door of my closet, and a huge monster was glaring down at me! I dived back and blocked the door with my dresser, but I know that it is not going to hold forever. What should I do?
2007-07-29 12:39:28 · 17 answers · asked by DeltaKilo3 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Set up a table with biscuits and saucers and dainty little cups of tea. Be sure to have actual sugar cubes - not the granulated stuff, not for a truly -good- tea. Feathered boas are nice, too, but optional. Invite the monster to sit with you and have a chat. Ask it where it came from and what it wants from you, and inquire as to its work and family life. Does it have any kids - those dust bunnies under your mattress, perhaps? Or maybe those are just what it considers "lawn ornaments"?
If you -really- get into engaging it in conversation, you might find that it's less of a monster than it is a "very interesting companion".
Have fun with it, if you dare. ;-)
2007-07-29 12:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by uncleclover 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Aw, I'm a firm believer that the monster in your closet is only there because he's lonely. The last time this happened to me, after keeping the monster trapped for several days I got to feeling bad I decided to be brave and open the door again. When the monster tried to snarle at me and breath hot air out of his nostils down onto me I reached up and slapped him really hard. To my surprise he fell to the ground and started crying like the biggest baby I've ever seen. I asked him what did he expect when he was being so mean, and he responded through his tears that he had been kicked out of his parents home until he could prove that in fact he was a real monster and could scare someone. I explained to him that being a monster didn't mean he had to be scary, it was only his parents that thought that. I promised him that if he wanted to live with me, he could share my room and my home but he would have to promise never to scare anyone who came into my home. Happily the monster agreed and as it turns out he's a fabulous cook and a wonderful housekeeper.
Now it's totally up to you whether or not you wanna adopt a monster into your home or not but I can highly recommend it!
2007-07-30 19:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, just what kind of sauce were you ingesting? Anyway, that is your closet and that monster has no right to be in there getting saliva all over your clean clothes. Instead of hiding under the covers or blocking the door, chase it away with the force of your will backed up with a cricket bat or something.
2007-07-29 20:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by glaux_athena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure thats just you eyes messing with you but if there is a monster in your closet you should run to you parents or neighbors house until you parents get back if your home alone.
2007-07-29 19:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a similar problem only i can't locate the web cam or
the wire tap and i like a friendly monster but the impact
is grinding watergate into the dirt.
2007-07-30 23:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you looked in the mirror, but if not, open the closet again. Maybe you have a little brother.
2007-07-29 20:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people have been known to have skeletons in their closet
Maybe you came face to face with your own fear : )
Love & Blessings
Milly
2007-07-29 22:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monsters from the ID ??? Sounds like overkill to me !!! YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE !! Get in touch with your inner being !! Why does such tripe even belong here ??????????
2007-07-29 20:13:07 · answer #8 · answered by AZRAEL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw some sauce on that monster!!!
2007-07-29 19:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by revjohnfmcfuddpucker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sure it wasn't your reflection? Grab a baseball bat and smack it around the head!
2007-07-30 07:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋