All categories - 5 June 2007

would u fight a bear (naked) unarmed with the choice of getting adrenaline shot in the heart to give u the strengh of an animal. just an example. Would u sell your family to be sent to a slavemine where they would be tortured for the rest of their life? Would u passionely tongue someone's hole after they had a dump and also has yeast infection? Would u have sex with your mother/dad and record it and sent it the newspapers and pubicily admit what u did? Would u blow up a bus full of disabled children? Remember these are just examples but please answer each one with a yes/ no but elborate if necessary.

2007-06-05 08:32:29 · 14 answers · asked by jimbob 1 in Polls & Surveys

Gary came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white Robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Gary, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter."

Gary was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family. . . You've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.

We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Gary was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Gary, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode." "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before." "Never" replies Gary. "Well just relax and let it happen" So he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him.

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting... "Gary, wake up you drunken bastard, you've sh*t the bed.

2007-06-05 08:32:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please say rocks that ppl use nowadays not decades ago.

2007-06-05 08:32:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

1. You need to take life more seriously!
2. Don’t take life too seriously!

And why?

2007-06-05 08:32:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-05 08:31:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-05 08:31:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Car Audio

Telling your kids you will shave them if they are bad, or sell them to gypsies?

2007-06-05 08:31:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-06-05 08:31:50 · 12 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

A federal judge in Texas imposed a restraining order on an ordinace that was passed last month by the voter in Farmer Branch, TX. The law required landlords to have potential renters to provide documentation proving that the person doing the renting was a citizen or a legal alien of the U.S.

This ordinance was passed in an election. 37% of the population of Farmers Branch, TX is Hispanic. Do you think a federal judge has the right (I didn't say authority) to override an ordinance passed by the population of a city?

2007-06-05 08:31:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-06-05 08:31:49 · 16 answers · asked by Pam R 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

My stomach keeps gurgling and i have gas. I need to fix this fast because soon i will be in church for about 2 hours for my graduation. I will be standing in front of everyone for a long time whe it is very quiet and i don't want people to hear my stomach. Any ideas how to help?

2007-06-05 08:31:46 · 8 answers · asked by peanutdurof 2 in Other - Health

2007-06-05 08:31:42 · 10 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-05 08:31:28 · 24 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

Your family consist of your wife,children,your parents,parents
of your wife and brothers and sisters of your wife.
This is my experience.

2007-06-05 08:31:07 · 4 answers · asked by samiran_bandyopadhyay 2 in Family

I hope you die.


would you report them or ignore them?

2007-06-05 08:31:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

is it a good or bad omen?

2007-06-05 08:31:01 · 12 answers · asked by JuLiE Q 1 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-06-05 08:30:51 · 4 answers · asked by sixep001 1 in Other - Hardware

2007-06-05 08:30:44 · 11 answers · asked by adam 1 in Politics

It's not a battery problem. I have Windows XP. I was listening to music on it, and my brother accidently kicked it off the desk. It turned off. I turned it back on and it was normal until it said to pick a way to start it up. The options are, Safe Mode, Safe Mode with Networking, Safe Mode with Command Prompt, Last Known Good Configuration, and Start Windows Normally. I've tried all of them. A blue screen comes up in about 5 seconds that says, a problem has been detected with Windows and will shut down to prevent damage to your computer, unmountable_Boot_Volume. This screen only stays up for about a second and a half, and then it just restarts, and goes through this whole process again. Please help me, I've put to much into this computer to lose it all, and nobody gets an income in my family, so I can't afford to take it to a repairshop. Please help me.

2007-06-05 08:30:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

It can't be going well. I looked outside and the air out there is blue...! lol!

2007-06-05 08:30:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-05 08:30:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

From Hell's Kitchen...
Chef Ramsay: love him or hate him? inspired by him or bad influence?

i think he's awesome and he inspires me.

2007-06-05 08:30:19 · 17 answers · asked by The Line's Drawn Here 5 in Polls & Surveys

I understand you are an idiot so I'll use little words. 1st, the highways are NOT a NASCAR track, you may want to risk your own life but who do you risk everyone elses life who go the speed limit, DON'T HONK or flash your lights because others obey the LAW. Listen carefully...when you are merging on to the highway it's NOT the people driving on the highway to get out of your way..YOU have to wait and get into traffic...it's not a race. Don't blame others who obey the legal speed limits. Today I buried a friend because of a rude truck driver who plowed into the rear of his car, 4 eye witnesses seen the trucker TAILGATING him for 5 miles because my friend DARED to drive 65 in a 65, the trucker was charged...I can't wait to be there at the trial...of course with his family, wife and 3 small children who NO LONGER HAVE THEIR FATHER
because of a JERK.

2007-06-05 08:30:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

What kind of anesthetic is he supposed to use!!

and how long will it hurt!?

and will words come out better than before the surgery!!

Thank you ppl, have a great day, evening, or night... wherever you are...

2007-06-05 08:30:06 · 2 answers · asked by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 in Dental

How much w/ tips too?

2007-06-05 08:29:59 · 5 answers · asked by nikortreat 2 in Other - Dining Out

Can I drive the car during this period????

2007-06-05 08:29:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

Do you believe there is a devil?

2007-06-05 08:29:52 · 36 answers · asked by sherry312 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-05 08:29:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-05 08:29:29 · 34 answers · asked by ♥Fall Out Boy♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Dave Matthews Band for me!!!

2007-06-05 08:29:28 · 13 answers · asked by New Moon Daughter 6 in Polls & Surveys