A guy was seated next to a 10-year old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said:" Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy:" What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the guy," how about nuclear power?"
"Ok" she said. "That could a be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff....grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Y do u suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said:" Hmmm, I have no idea"!
To which the girl replied:" Do you really feel "qualified" to discuss "nuclear power" when you don't know sh--??
2007-06-05
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