A guy was seated next to a 10-year old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said:" Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy:" What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the guy," how about nuclear power?"
"Ok" she said. "That could a be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff....grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Y do u suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said:" Hmmm, I have no idea"!
To which the girl replied:" Do you really feel "qualified" to discuss "nuclear power" when you don't know sh--??
2007-06-05 23:46:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO...Nice one Ive never heard of it but its bloody awesome as mate lol.
I luurve it, I luurve it , I luurve it lol
Sorry I'll shut up now lol
2007-06-05 23:52:52 · answer #1 · answered by ¸¸.•*´`*♥ Selah 21 ¸¸.•*´`*♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is great, why do we try to talk about things that we don't know anything about? Do we really need to seem smart? Thanks for the clarification!
2007-06-06 11:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by fjerseyman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an innocent mind is always better than a trained mind
2007-06-06 07:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!good one!!the kid probably knew more about nuclear power than he did!!lol!
2007-06-06 12:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
Thanks hun!
What a great way to start my day!
2007-06-06 08:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah.. Never start a conversation you can't finish.
2007-06-06 06:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, thanks for the laugh. Scary thing is, kids like her exist!!
2007-06-06 07:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl...lol..you did it again...now i have to change my pants again.....(shuffling away to get dry pants) ^^
2007-06-06 06:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good!
actually funny, and new!!
2007-06-06 06:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, nice one!
2007-06-06 16:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by Frank 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋