All categories - 21 May 2007

mick got a job on a building site ,the foreman said to mick i want you to work with the brickees today and supply them with cement when they need ok mick said ,the toilet is a big hole in the ground behind the building site toilets not been built yet i am afraid so you will have to use that ok mick ok boss,so off mick goes to work ,3 hours later 1 of the brickees goes to the foreman and askes ,where is the labour for our cement ,the fore man says i dont know ,lets look for him , they found mick at the back of the building site ,next to the big hole in the ground [sillage hole] with a big stick poking the sh!! t in the ground, foreman says to mick what the hellare you doing there,mick answers ,coat fell in thehole and i am tring to get them out ,the foreman says you can always buy another coat mick, i cannt says mick my sandwiches are inme coat ha ha

2007-05-21 00:27:08 · 9 answers · asked by aidanj 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-21 00:26:36 · 13 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

Since you are required to remove them,how would you feel if we skip the step and just go barefooted?

2007-05-21 00:26:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I have a strapless black dress, made of satin and its A-shaped. Its tight fitting and goes to my knees. I'm planning to use a beige rose colored clutch, made of soft leather. I've been having trouble finding shoes to match. I like pumps, peep toes, but I try to stay away from strappy shoes. so if any of you had any suggestions I would be very thankful

2007-05-21 00:26:12 · 5 answers · asked by mysteirizx 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I've seen it a few times (mostly on nudist beaches, of course). Just the bottoms is called a monokini, but what do you call it when a girl just wears the top? And has anyone tried this - er - unusual fashion?

2007-05-21 00:25:47 · 31 answers · asked by Simon B 3 in Fashion & Accessories

give to charity but do it without fanfare so to speak not display what you have done do it in silence and my heaven is yours

2007-05-21 00:25:37 · 17 answers · asked by astra 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-21 00:25:28 · 13 answers · asked by Searcher 7 in Polls & Surveys

My gf and I just had a talk about lingerie where I told her I had fantasies about her and she tells me she had been thinking about getting some to wear for me. She isnt one to shop for that kind of stuff and I was hoping for some help from both guys and girls on if its ok to go to one of those stores, and on top of that what do I look for?

2007-05-21 00:25:19 · 7 answers · asked by jo j 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-05-21 00:25:14 · 6 answers · asked by clifton a 1 in Performing Arts

......................... fill in the gap and let me know what or who.

2007-05-21 00:25:11 · 28 answers · asked by raceybird 4 in Polls & Surveys

Sure do

2007-05-21 00:24:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

Does baby Freddie die?

2007-05-21 00:24:22 · 17 answers · asked by Kate 2 in Soap Operas

Hi can anyone help?
I have a 2006 Honda CRV 2.2 turbo diesel 138bhp, im thinking of buying a caravan but not quite sure what weight my car will tow the owners manual is a bit vague, any ideas please >?

2007-05-21 00:24:07 · 9 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-05-21 00:24:02 · 4 answers · asked by afua sekyiwaa 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-05-21 00:23:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

2007-05-21 00:23:49 · 52 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm curious about your opinion to this thought.

Based on your beliefs, does it matter with whom you have your first sexual encounter with?

Are you male or female?
What is your age?

Have you ever wished you had your first time with someone else?

Ever wish you had sex with someone earlier than you did?

Ever wish you had waited for sex?

In your opinion, how soon in a relationship should a person have sex?

2007-05-21 00:23:36 · 20 answers · asked by Searcher 7 in Singles & Dating

I have a couple of questions.

1) What ADSL 2/2+ router do you recommend to use?
2) Is there a gadget out there that let's you share a USB printer without using a computer to share it?

If anyone can help, that would be great.

2007-05-21 00:23:30 · 3 answers · asked by Matt R 2 in Computer Networking

my outer vagina lips are very red and itchy......
what could be the cause? and what can i do to relieve the itching?

2007-05-21 00:23:23 · 27 answers · asked by Stripe Panther 1989 2 in Women's Health

are listed explicitly on this Creation Ministries web page as "do not use, you will get reamed" items:

http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/2996

2007-05-21 00:23:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This is a bit of a survey. At a recent pub quiz, most people got it very wrong and I wanted to see how many Yahoo Answerers manage to get it right. Don't look it up on Google - just go with your first thought.

First to get it right gets the ten points - but I'll let it run to get a good sample.

2007-05-21 00:23:20 · 24 answers · asked by Bonzo the Magnificent 3 in Comics & Animation

hi there can anybody help me with how to clear the address its were u put like www.yahoo.com .after i im done ay the end of the day i want to clear the address thank u and may the lord bless all of us .

2007-05-21 00:23:00 · 7 answers · asked by simcha a 1 in Other - Computers

2007-05-21 00:22:25 · 4 answers · asked by jill2 1 in Women's Health

Their names were taken off a house they invested a great deal of money in, and the profit did not go to them. The way I understand Medicaid laws, if they need to go into a nursing home in the next five years, they could be penalized 7 to 15 months. I have evidence of the deed and their loan being paid off. I believe they know their names are off the loan and they must have been coerced to not receive any of the money. I have called a medicaid lawyer and she says call the police. I have talked to a detective and he says drop it because medicaid probably won't find out. I want to let my parents know what is going on, but am afraid they may take my name off as power of attourney so I will be unable to interfere with whoever is exploiting them. I appreciate any insight into this matter.

2007-05-21 00:22:22 · 3 answers · asked by Rhonda W 1 in Law & Ethics

will the back screw at my mountain bike become loose if i place a stand for people to stand on?

2007-05-21 00:21:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cycling

where the complex is the marina there has access to the sea, and yet there has been nom mention of checking boats that could leave without lights under low rev' power. Check what boats were in the marina that day and which were not the next day. Everything is pointed to inland search, that are coming up negative. "Crikey" it is on the southern part of portugal and nothing ...nothing....has shown a sea search or as already mentioned. It so easy to slip anchor and quitely move away showing no lights, especially with all the noise of the complex etc etc.. just check the boats that were there that day and what was not there the next morning. and also which of these boats came back to its mooring within 24 hours or something like that. Please "GOD" find her, bless her and maddies parents, they were lulled into a false sense of security and safety.

2007-05-21 00:21:57 · 8 answers · asked by robert d 1 in Media & Journalism

For a license plate: Live free. Be strong. Love Life. Loving life.
Live Strong.

None of the free online translators seem to work. Can anyone offer some assistance?

2007-05-21 00:21:56 · 2 answers · asked by MARK 2 in Languages

2007-05-21 00:21:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

i know that reve means a dream,
but could this mean a daydream +
what u want to happen in the future?

2007-05-21 00:21:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

i've tried using real sticks using wood glue but it doesn't work. it needs to be pretty light. please help!

2007-05-21 00:21:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts