One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jon says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!"
Listen; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.
There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and
the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a lot quicker and
better than a doctor and you get Club card points".
So Jon collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.
He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:"You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will
improve in two weeks". That evening while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Jon began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
2007-05-21
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