All categories - 16 May 2007

A little boy about 7 yrs old and his brother about 5 yrs old where playing in their rooms. The 7 yr old turns to his brother and says "I think it time we started cursing."
The 5 yr old nods. The mother calling from downstairs to come to breakfast. The 7yr old says "Here's are chance you say Hell and I'll say F**K." They headed downstairs. The mother politiely turned to the 5yr old.
"What do you want honey pancakes or Corn Flakes?" The 5 yr-old says "OH, HELL mom I have Corn Flakes!"
The mother in shock slaps the child drags him upstairs. Where the 7 yr old hears screams and wails coming from up stairs. The door slams and the mother huffed and puffed down the downstairs turns the 7 yr old and "What about you?" "Well, it ain't gonna be f***king Corn Flakes!"

2007-05-16 09:01:06 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:00:56 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

ok i go to this website called fastweb.com. are they reliable with their scholarships they show you? are any of them scams?

one more question: i found a scholarship there for brickfish.com...is that a reliable scholarship?

2007-05-16 09:00:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Financial Aid

Be honest!

And please tell me where you're from.

2007-05-16 09:00:50 · 30 answers · asked by garik 5 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-05-16 09:00:44 · 2 answers · asked by Colts Fan 5 in Men's Health

2007-05-16 09:00:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

My husband recently had a testicular ultrasound done because of pain he was having. The doctor felt a mass and sent him for the ultrasound. They figured that it was an infection, but they called today & said it is not an infection and that the report reads that there is "an area of density" on the right side. They also found a varicocele on the left side, but said it is unrelated to this area of density on the right. He is being sent to see a Urologist on Tuesday. I can't find anything online about density on a testicular ultrasound. This has me worried. Anyone know of this term on ultrasound of the testicles or had this result as well? What was the outcome? Thanks so much.

2007-05-16 09:00:29 · 4 answers · asked by threekidsinall 1 in Cancer

· 1bn likely to be displaced by 2050, says report
· Environmental factors will exacerbate existing crisis

John Vidal, environment editor
Monday May 14, 2007
The Guardian


"A billion people - one in seven people on Earth today - could be forced to leave their homes over the next 50 years as the effects of climate change worsen an already serious migration crisis, a new report from Christian Aid predicts.
The report, which is based on latest UN population and climate change figures, says conflict, large-scale development projects and widespread environmental deterioration will combine to make life unsupportable for hundreds of millions of people, mostly in the Sahara belt, south Asia and the Middle East."

Whoa! What do you think about that? How's that for the effects of global warming? ( 0 _ o ) Scary!

2007-05-16 09:00:24 · 14 answers · asked by Kooties 5 in Global Warming

2007-05-16 09:00:22 · 14 answers · asked by rachel g 1 in Desktops

2007-05-16 09:00:14 · 13 answers · asked by SONU 1 in Software

Name 3 things that you don't think you could possibly live without.
(Don't say stuff like oxygen and my kids...I mean material things)



Mine are:

My Bible
My Pictures
Lotion!! lol

2007-05-16 08:59:58 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well im doing a debate ... & i need some help .... please and thankyou =]

2007-05-16 08:59:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I'm reading the book in my english class and i've been waiting to find out 2 things about what happens in the story and i can't wait any longer.

1.) what does the beastie end up being? Is it really just what simon thought it was (them being afraid of what they could become, a beast or savage) or was it suntin else?

2.) Who or what is the Lord of the Flies?

2007-05-16 08:59:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

I know that it can sometimes be a parking lot on the freeway out there. Does anyone have any good tips? I have to put in some semblance of a work day before I leave...thanks!

2007-05-16 08:59:48 · 6 answers · asked by nycmom05 2 in New York City

My sis-in-law hates me. No one knows why. She is spiteful, rude, obnoxious, & a royal B!T#$, for lack of better words. I’ve never had a prob with anyone. Until now. She has been a B#$%@ to me ever since day one. I don’t know if it is a racist thing as I am white & my hubby & his family are Hispanic. There have been SEVERAL arguments all where I have been the bigger person & apologized just to smooth things over (see my other question). She even showed her @.$.$ @ our wedding. I was pissed, why on they day of our wedding?? BTW - She is 31 yrs old & I am 22. So the good person in me sends her a Mother’s Day Card just to get all of this passed us. But what does she do?? She makes childish comments on her myspace about the dresses I picked for the wedding. WHAT IS HER DEAL?!?!?! My hubby is FED up. He got pissed @ her like always, but when he takes up for me & yells @ her, he takes it out on me. He makes me feel guilty about getting upset by the things she does!! He told me that he is loosing his whole family & makes me feel like it is all my fault – AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE TO HER!!! I have tried probably more than 4 time to make amends with her, but she ALWAYS comes up with SOMETHING to cause a scene.

2007-05-16 08:59:40 · 14 answers · asked by *Fickle Pickle* 4 in Marriage & Divorce

something if I keep entering.

2007-05-16 08:59:34 · 26 answers · asked by Grav!ty 2 in Adolescent

2007-05-16 08:59:33 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

Looking for funny answers, nothing to graphic. Do you notice a messy kitchen or bathroom, a dirty floor?

2007-05-16 08:59:33 · 4 answers · asked by ladyc 4 in Other - Home & Garden

im doing a french project and i have to make a menu . my quesion is if i wanted to say somethin costs a certain amount does the go before or after the dollar amount?

2007-05-16 08:59:33 · 1 answers · asked by grazi 1 in Other - Business & Finance

and you are afraid to turn to God becuse He rejected you in the past.

2007-05-16 08:59:31 · 31 answers · asked by Kev 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Well, my ex and I broke up a little over 2 weeks ago and he won't return my calls. He called me last monday but I missed his call, I guess he got an attitude because he didn't believe I was sleep when he called so he said I was misrepresenting myself. He has obvious trust issues...however he still has keys to my place and my landlord is going to charge me big bucks to change it because they have to get replacement keys as well. I really want to make up with my boyfriend but it's like he's stalling me out or something. If he's gone for good why won't he just give the keys back? What to do I still love him and miss him

2007-05-16 08:59:29 · 19 answers · asked by geminig 1 in Singles & Dating

However much I poke them to get their attention, they ignore me. Even if they do acknowledge me, and I start telling them my best jokes, they walk away as soon as possible.

What should I do? Should I start having more baths or something?

2007-05-16 08:59:23 · 44 answers · asked by garik 5 in Singles & Dating

Okay does anyone know where i can find a list of poses that we should have taken at the wedding, before and after the ceremony?

2007-05-16 08:59:17 · 11 answers · asked by meagan_kidd 2 in Weddings

what do i do to fix this

2007-05-16 08:59:14 · 15 answers · asked by ashley a 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

For me: Scorpio.

2007-05-16 08:59:13 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

if my milk supply was to dry up is there any way I could possibly get it back?

2007-05-16 08:59:06 · 13 answers · asked by Gionnis M 1 in Newborn & Baby

2007-05-16 08:58:48 · 12 answers · asked by LeQuinton H 1 in Wrestling

Almost a week ago I weighed myself on one of those professional scales that are in doctor's offices at the fitness center in our apartments and it told me I weighed 230, then my step dad went out and bought a digital scale and it's telling me I weigh 241 today (242 yesterday). Which I know is bogus because I know I have been burning off a lot of calories (doing the elliptical for 50 minutes a day, plus weight training) and I'm on phase 1 of South Beach Diet (my carbs are limited to under 40). So I find it hard to believe I gained 12 pounds in a matter of 3 or 4 days, or lost 15 pounds or so in a matter of a week, which I weighed myself today at the fitness center and it was telling me I weigh between 215 and 220. I guess the numbers seem a bit high to me as far as losing weight goes, but my mom said it is possible. I could be shedding a lot of water weight. So would you trust a doctors scale more providing its balanced out? I did balance it out today and it was telling me I weighed 215

2007-05-16 08:58:38 · 2 answers · asked by worldwidewhat0x 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-16 08:58:29 · 15 answers · asked by yf g 2 in Philosophy