A little boy about 7 yrs old and his brother about 5 yrs old where playing in their rooms. The 7 yr old turns to his brother and says "I think it time we started cursing."
The 5 yr old nods. The mother calling from downstairs to come to breakfast. The 7yr old says "Here's are chance you say Hell and I'll say F**K." They headed downstairs. The mother politiely turned to the 5yr old.
"What do you want honey pancakes or Corn Flakes?" The 5 yr-old says "OH, HELL mom I have Corn Flakes!"
The mother in shock slaps the child drags him upstairs. Where the 7 yr old hears screams and wails coming from up stairs. The door slams and the mother huffed and puffed down the downstairs turns the 7 yr old and "What about you?" "Well, it ain't gonna be f***king Corn Flakes!"
2007-05-16
09:01:06
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