All categories - 9 March 2007

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert."
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."

2007-03-09 21:20:15 · 20 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I know that this is mostly if not all of my fault, but I still want to get my money back irregardless!

On Feb 27th, I sent $550 to an email called edstaxidermy2@yahoo.com. She first told me to sent it to edstaxidermy@yahoo.com but Paypal said that it could not receive money, so they locked it right? So I sent the payment toedstaxidermy2@yahoo.com. She thanked me for the payment and said she'd ship on the 2nd and email me the tracking number and I'd get the laptop latest by the 7th. Since then, I haven't gotten the package or heard a single email from her.

I went to Paypal and on the 3rd, I started a Paypal complain and a claim and they right now say that if she does not give any contact by the 13th, that they'd put the claim in my favor. She hasn't contacted me so far and probably won't but if they do decide it in my favor, can they get my money back? Do you think she just started the account to steal my money and then abandon it! I hope the money is still in her account! Help!

2007-03-09 21:20:14 · 5 answers · asked by 1231241231 3 in Law & Ethics

It seems like it is always Jesus this and Allah that.But mostly Jesus.I often wonder why I never see any Torah based questions or religous questions based on the Jewish faith.I have seen questions about Buddah and the Hindu gods and religion and a few questions about Wiccan's come up and other pagan beliefs and a lot of questions are based on Atheism versus faith and science versus creation.But all most never do I hear a word about Judaism.Why is that?

2007-03-09 21:20:10 · 12 answers · asked by Demopublican 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-09 21:20:04 · 1 answers · asked by John M 1 in Music

I am male and my age is 27 yrs, and my annual CTC is 2.75 lkh and i have invested 18000/- in LIC. Kindly let me know. How much I have to pay the tax???? Exactly how nmuch I need to pay this financial yr?

Thanks

2007-03-09 21:19:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in India

Water is under tons of pressure, and the power train must breach the hull to supply torgue to prop. Just curious.

2007-03-09 21:19:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

Since we can't meet otherwise, i called up my bf from my workplace...he lives at about one hour away..when he was on his way, i called hip up again to tell i can't meet him. I didn't have my own cell so i just hung up..i think he would be pretty angry at me to have wasted his time..should i call him back???
What will i say? He was insisting that i should talk..he never really tries to understand my condition! Now its two hours since our last talk and he didn't call me back!

2007-03-09 21:19:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My x is stalking me,Please ,This is serious,The police wont help till i find something first,Please only serious answers,PLEASE.

2007-03-09 21:19:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Car Audio

(For me I think it was shaq when he was in L.A he played like a point guard and has very nice ball handling skills).

2007-03-09 21:19:21 · 11 answers · asked by j0shy 1 in Basketball

2007-03-09 21:19:20 · 7 answers · asked by dhammaisfree 1 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-03-09 21:19:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

I was thinking of proposing to our local church to have a Sunday Fried Chicken Pic-Nic and play the banjo for them darlings so they can feel JESUS and The Holy Ghost flying around as we sing and stomp in Joy. We can drink the blood of jesus and eat white crackers and have a baptism afterwards for the lord. What is another good idear?

2007-03-09 21:19:14 · 9 answers · asked by Armchair Warrior 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-09 21:19:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

Everyone always asks me how I came up with this name and I tell them about the book and how i just liked the name. Is there anyone out there who can guess?

2007-03-09 21:19:07 · 7 answers · asked by jemm43 2 in Books & Authors

Please help me. Very important!

2007-03-09 21:19:06 · 13 answers · asked by Bee<Butterfly> 2 in China

2007-03-09 21:18:57 · 19 answers · asked by jordy 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

if u think so ? u hv to know that ur wrong!!!

cuz we can do a Frontside / Backside 360 Kickflip
/360 Hardflip

o and do u think we're tom boys if we skate ??

10x

2007-03-09 21:18:55 · 11 answers · asked by dodi 3 in Other - Sports

a good student and a bad student

2007-03-09 21:18:51 · 29 answers · asked by get outta ma wayy 1 in Polls & Surveys

it should be simple and easy to find information on the internet
as too much busy in my other assignmnets i cant spend time on the presentation but , I have to do it !

2007-03-09 21:18:33 · 2 answers · asked by billy 2 in Other - Education

But am getting bored with hearing them,have you got a joke from your childhood that still makes you laugh and if you do what is.
Heard one the other day that made me laugh
What do you get when you pour boiling water in Rabbit holes
Hot,Cross bunnies .

2007-03-09 21:18:31 · 6 answers · asked by live life 4 in Family

2007-03-09 21:18:23 · 8 answers · asked by SSS 3 in Fish

I am planning on purchasing a DVD drive for my computer from ebay. How much would it cost me to go into a shop and get it put in?

Also, I heard of a DVD drive that you can connect with a chord to your computer and you don't need anyone to install it, is this true? If so, how much are they?


Cheers

2007-03-09 21:18:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

2007-03-09 21:18:09 · 20 answers · asked by nikita patel 1 in Mental Health

2007-03-09 21:18:06 · 7 answers · asked by ? 7 in Television

im 18 months off the age my dad died of a heart attack ( 42 ), im abit over weight, dont smoke but drink , i try to eat healthly but im not perfect,

what are the chances of the grim reaper knocking on my door in the next year or 2,

what sort of diet should i be eating to keep him away!!

just starting to get concerned

2007-03-09 21:17:59 · 5 answers · asked by R I P 2 in Diet & Fitness

Ebook link / Site...?

2007-03-09 21:17:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I have tried a few games. Here is a list: Runescape Conquer Online GunZ Online
PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR MY ACC FOR ANY OF THESE GAMES I STILL PLAY THEM A LITTLE!

2007-03-09 21:17:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2007-03-09 21:17:42 · 5 answers · asked by dj a 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-03-09 21:17:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dancing

A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up

A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read
it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons

A Graduate Nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.

A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.

A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.

A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.

A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.

2007-03-09 21:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles