A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up
A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read
it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons
A Graduate Nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.
A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.
A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.
A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.
A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.
2007-03-09 21:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Graduate Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.
An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is
symptomatic.
A Graduate Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.
An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.
A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.
An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.
A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to
change it.
An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.
A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family."
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.
An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.
A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.
An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.
2007-03-09 21:18:22 · update #1
A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone.
An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.
A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.
An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.
A Graduate Nurse carries reference books in their bag.
An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.
A Graduate Nurse doesn't find this funny.
An experienced nurse does
2007-03-09 21:18:40 · update #2
This is sooo true, Faf
But what about us doc`s then!!
Loved it, it`s coming to work with me, they`ll love it too!
******* well deserved
Tink xx
2007-03-10 03:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....funny, and for the most part accurate! especially the part about writing things down on your hands and scraps of paper.!
2007-03-10 05:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by wookin pa nub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a bit funny but I didn't expect this kind of joke from you chris.... But it made me giggle a bit...
2007-03-10 07:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well guess what your right!.... I do find it very funny, more years experience than I care to let on!!! That's really good, where did you find it? VERY WELL DONE! x
2007-03-10 05:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by emilybronte 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe, but proably not....sorry I am only a teacher and not a nurse
2007-03-10 06:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry Cris not up to your usual standard
2007-03-10 05:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you don't get sick!
2007-03-10 14:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋