But am getting bored with hearing them,have you got a joke from your childhood that still makes you laugh and if you do what is.
Heard one the other day that made me laugh
What do you get when you pour boiling water in Rabbit holes
Hot,Cross bunnies .
2007-03-09 21:18:31 · 6 answers · asked by live life 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
What do you call a dinosaur with piles - A Megasorearse!
2007-03-10 18:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one I remember from junior school....
knock knock
who's there?
bumblebee
bumblebee who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't pull your trousers up!
But my favourite 1 goes on a bit but, here goes...
A man was in gaol with barred windows and wanted to escape. He picked at a scar on his Hands until it was sore. He used The sore to cut through the bars...
He was then confronted by a very high brick wall. Too high to climb and too long to go round. So he drew a line right down the middle and had two half's. Now two half's make a whole so he climbed through the whole.
He then came to a river too deep to paddle and he couldn't swim. So he waited until 3.30 when the banks close and walked across.
He had many miles to travel to his house and needed transport. Along came a bee going buzz buzz. He got on a buzz and went home.
Hope you lol.
2007-03-10 03:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by hrt2hrt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay might get in trouble for this but...
3 women are stranded on a desert island, after 3 weeks the find a lamp, deciding to rub it a geinie pops out and grants them one wish for a material thing each.
Brunette "I want a lifetime supply of Bacardi Breezers!"
Redhead "I want a lifetime supply of HEAT magazine!"
Blonde "I want a car door!"
All the three items appear and the genie vanishes.
The brunette and the redhead delighted with their wishes being granted are curious and ask the blonde why she wanted a car door.
The answer ?
2007-03-09 21:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(To be told in rapid succession, although my sisters interspersed it with a nonsensical song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nother
Nother who?
Nother Ether Bunny
Knock knock
Who's there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother Ether Bunny
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep, run over Ether Bunny
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, Ether Bunny be back next year!
2007-03-10 10:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by JohnD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a deer with no eyes,no idea.What is blue and swings through the trees,A monkey in a boiler suit.What is yellow and dangerous,Shark infested custard.
2007-03-10 03:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff! (well it made ME laugh!) ;-D
2007-03-10 03:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by crackpot_insomniac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋