An Alabama farmer was in pickup truck driving across a bridge when he noticed a man on the rail of the bridge,ready to jump to his death in the river below.The man stopped his truck,ran to the man and said,"Hey fellow,why are you doing this?"
The man replied,"Well,I have nothing to live for."
The farmer replied,"Well,think of your wife and children!"
The jumper replied," I have no wife or children."
The farmer then said,"Well think of your mother and father!"
The jumper replied "Mom & Dad passed on many years ago"
Then the Alabama man said "Well,Think of General Robert E. Lee!!!!!"
The man said,"Who??"
With that,the farmer said," Jump,you stupid Yankee,Jump!!!!"
2007-02-03
07:52:30
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