An Alabama farmer was in pickup truck driving across a bridge when he noticed a man on the rail of the bridge,ready to jump to his death in the river below.The man stopped his truck,ran to the man and said,"Hey fellow,why are you doing this?"
The man replied,"Well,I have nothing to live for."
The farmer replied,"Well,think of your wife and children!"
The jumper replied," I have no wife or children."
The farmer then said,"Well think of your mother and father!"
The jumper replied "Mom & Dad passed on many years ago"
Then the Alabama man said "Well,Think of General Robert E. Lee!!!!!"
The man said,"Who??"
With that,the farmer said," Jump,you stupid Yankee,Jump!!!!"
2007-02-03 07:52:30 · 6 answers · asked by tmbr1wulf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, but you still hired Nick Saban.
2007-02-03 07:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.
The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"
The guy says, "Nah."
To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"
The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."
2007-02-03 07:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by weams 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke. The man on the bridge reminded me a little of the Texas Aggie who, when he crossed the border into Oklahoma, raised the average IQ of both states.
2007-02-03 08:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY!!!!
2007-02-03 08:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gr8
2007-02-03 08:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by LilMiss2DamnBossy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat was funny!!!
2007-02-03 08:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by linda bug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋