All categories - 26 November 2006

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him, and
asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The
astonished
Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
Harbor,
it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
same,"
replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says,
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked,
Spielberg
replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese
replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

2006-11-26 15:33:49 · 15 answers · asked by lilmisslouievuitton 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Some say it's a mullet but when I search it up, a mullet looks uhm...a little different...
I'm thinking of cutting it like that, what can I tell the salonist so that he/she can cut it for me like that?

2006-11-26 15:33:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

last night once again team india was thrashed by south africa .
what happened to swing bowling attack dam i have never seen such bashing.
i simply recomend that team india or team coward what ever should pray fo rain, only thing that can save them now :)

2006-11-26 15:33:48 · 7 answers · asked by Fishi 3 in Cricket

2006-11-26 15:33:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I find that the reason my son is in such a predicament is because too many people that made sense never talked to him. Is this the way we should be raising our kids, just each of us thinking that it is the parents job to do it all? How did we get that way?

2006-11-26 15:33:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-11-26 15:33:43 · 4 answers · asked by jere 1 in Mathematics

3/x = x + 5/2 ( the x + 5 is all over 2)

2006-11-26 15:33:41 · 4 answers · asked by tigertank702 1 in Mathematics

this is part of a collection called
Famous last words.
it consists of one sentence to deliver the setting as well as the punchline. some of them fall within the cliche category, like what you would expect a character in a movie to say just before he dies.
what are some of your own?

2006-11-26 15:33:38 · 6 answers · asked by Kuraimizu 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The time to shop for new clothes is at hand. I was wondering, girls, what type of pants do guys look the best in? I was looking at sweats, jeans, and athletic warm-up type pants. I was under the impression that girls like jeans best, but I could be wrong. So, girls, what's your opinion and why?

2006-11-26 15:33:33 · 8 answers · asked by Steady As She Goes 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-26 15:33:32 · 12 answers · asked by guitarjas 2 in Magazines

2006-11-26 15:33:24 · 21 answers · asked by larryjr3333 2 in Television

2006-11-26 15:33:21 · 8 answers · asked by KKC 1 in Other - Destinations

It's the one with where they outline parts of the truck in little mock-pixels and boast the towing capacity of the vehicle. PLEASE respond. Next step is to call GMC

2006-11-26 15:33:19 · 1 answers · asked by neonmatrix21221 2 in Television

I don't, though I do beleive in "lust at first sight"

2006-11-26 15:33:19 · 14 answers · asked by krissy 5 in Singles & Dating

match.com yahoo. eharmony cupid don't seem to work and i see the same profiles for over 6 years

2006-11-26 15:33:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i wanna buy a book tomomrrow i need some ideas

2006-11-26 15:33:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

click add to friends and i will add you as my friend. my profile says i am 18 but i put it like that so my profile could be public. i am really 15.

2006-11-26 15:33:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

What are common foods you know that you have been experienced causing diarrhea?

2006-11-26 15:32:59 · 9 answers · asked by Doo.ri 3 in Other - Health

my cat pulls the ornaments off of my christmas tree whenever I'm not around or asleep at night. how can I stop him from doing this?

2006-11-26 15:32:56 · 15 answers · asked by keziah 3 in Cats

2006-11-26 15:32:52 · 4 answers · asked by aj 4 in Fish

until wat age did u believe in santa clause and how did u find out "the truth?"

i have no interesting storry...

sorry if i just ruined it for those who still believed...=)

thanks in advance for answering!!!

2006-11-26 15:32:50 · 7 answers · asked by JoAnne :) 3 in Other - Holidays

Theres this guy at my work i really like..im confused because there are signs that he likes me too but im not sure if the signs are what i think they are... here are the signs...

* He knew my name when i never told him
* He asked 4 my mobile number
* He always smiles and says hello to me
* He invited me to his 21st party even though we werent close and wouldnt let me go home
* texts me in the sweetest ways
* calls me sweetie/cutie
* says his been thinking about me
* when i asked him out on the weekend he said he couldnt because he had work, but asked me to accompany him at his friends bday party dat friday night after work
* texted me letting me know his going on a holiday..

theres many more, im confused because im not sure if he likes me, my friend talks to him about me, he told me he doesnt feel comfortable talking to my friend about me because he finds it more affective if he told it to me himself =)
plz help..i dont know if he likes me...should i make the first move?

2006-11-26 15:32:48 · 12 answers · asked by sWeeTcHe11 1 in Singles & Dating

I think so, do you?

2006-11-26 15:32:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

If you are so proud of your race were did you start from.

2006-11-26 15:32:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

On tonight's episode, Snake says, "at the 101 and 405 interchange"-- which is in Los Angeles, no?

2006-11-26 15:32:37 · 20 answers · asked by ucd_grad_2005 4 in Television

this is happens to me all the time, and then i click on it, and it just asks me for my information, and then a bunch of stupid questions about offers that i want to enter. is this a scam? why the heck to they tell me i've won a free laptop, and then i gotta do all this stuff to get it?

2006-11-26 15:32:36 · 9 answers · asked by Yvette S 1 in Gambling

Has anyone had this done on them. Apparently there is a laser that can do fillings without a drill or anesthetic and is pain free. Anyone know about this? Does it work?

2006-11-26 15:32:34 · 4 answers · asked by allcharm97 2 in Dental

I was just wondering, how do you fell about it, and like have you faced a lot of sturggiles with this in your life?

2006-11-26 15:32:30 · 19 answers · asked by Aaron 3 in Family

I was just wondering if ppl would have interest in paying like 100 bucks or so a month fer a person to go by thier house every 4days or so to pick up dog poop?

2006-11-26 15:32:22 · 7 answers · asked by jay_jenkins420 1 in Dogs

it sounds so sick. at first, it was a thought that horrified me. it scared me because i though about him dwelling on it for life, and i though about how eas it could be happening here. it also reminded me how close he comes with death.

but i've started to think about it alot. i think about him coming home to me, after a day on the killing fields, soaked with blood, and taking me. i fantasize i am an iraqi woman, and he has made me a widow, and now he has come to take what was once the wife of the man he has killed. in my dream, i'm torn between love and hate. in reality, i just want him home.

am i going crazy or what?

2006-11-26 15:32:19 · 23 answers · asked by carol h 1 in Marriage & Divorce