Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him, and
asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The
astonished
Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
Harbor,
it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
same,"
replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says,
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked,
Spielberg
replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese
replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
2006-11-26 15:33:49 · 15 answers · asked by lilmisslouievuitton 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow.
2006-11-26 15:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Steady As She Goes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL too cute...here's one
Professionals built the Titanic, but amatures built the ark! Now aint that the truth? :D
2006-11-26 23:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by Crazy 4 Cats! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
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2006-11-30 23:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda cute!
2006-11-26 23:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-26 23:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that actualy was pretty funny
2006-11-26 23:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by icantthink4155 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats lol funny
2006-11-27 00:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by blondie27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-26 23:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by Larry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa that was funny..good one
2006-11-27 02:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! It was ok
2006-11-26 23:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋