this is part of a collection called
Famous last words.
it consists of one sentence to deliver the setting as well as the punchline. some of them fall within the cliche category, like what you would expect a character in a movie to say just before he dies.
what are some of your own?
2006-11-26 15:33:38 · 6 answers · asked by Kuraimizu 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's something bad behind me isn't there?
What happens when I touch these two wires togeth...
But where's the mother bear?
Let's do that again!
What happened to the pin?
What does this button do?
These chemicals are Perfectly Compatable!
This device is completely stable!
I wonder what this does!
Does it go here?
You mean this thing here?
What was it he told me not to touch?
Was this here before?
If it moves Shoot it!
Don't let it see your fear!
Wait till you see the whites of it's eyes!
Now where did I put those instructions?
Have any of you seen a bottle I left lying around?
I new I should have added an off button!
now where'd I put that Nitro-glycerin?
this is going to hurt!
2006-11-26 15:33:49 · update #1
you have all mine there
''don't worry they only eat at night-"
2006-11-26 15:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by bmebodymod 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent pick up lines for a date.
2006-11-26 23:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by Steady As She Goes 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That bear IS NOT going to wake up...
2006-11-26 23:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by CHEEZ 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bend over and get that for me, will you?
2006-11-27 11:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mmenard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone called me up there? nevermind... how about " yeah it's safe to walk on this.."
2006-11-26 23:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Put your seatbelt on, I want to try something."
Funny.
Peace.
2006-11-26 23:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋